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2003-12-09 Fifth Column

Horrifying US Secret Weapon Unleashed In Baghdad

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2003-12-09 1:42:07 PM|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The Death Ray^TM on an Abrams?

Sweet...

Posted by Raj 2003-12-9 1:52:54 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2003-12-9 1:52:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 See, that deal we made with the Martians at Area 51 did pay off.

Posted by Steve 2003-12-9 1:53:01 PM|| 2003-12-9 1:53:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Martians?

No, we've finally copied the Master's shrink-matic ray!

Posted by Robert Crawford 2003-12-9 2:11:07 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2003-12-9 2:11:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Isn't this the thing they used in Ghostbusters? Guess the army's pretty confident that Saddam is dead.

Posted by BH 2003-12-9 2:15:00 PM|| 2003-12-9 2:15:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Ghostbusters. Hmmm... "Whatever you do, DON'T cross the streams!"

Posted by Dave D. 2003-12-9 2:35:34 PM|| 2003-12-9 2:35:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Of course all the troops had to wear their X-ray glasses during the operation.

Posted by Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-12-9 2:53:19 PM|| 2003-12-9 2:53:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Dammit! I didn't authorize any live-fire tests of the new Top-Secret Imperial Plasma Cannon! Heads will roll!

Posted by GW 2003-12-9 3:12:50 PM|| 2003-12-9 3:12:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey, does anybody know when they're going to patch super-duper-melter-gun this into the latest version of America's Army?

I can't wait to try it out. *g*

Posted by Laurence of the Rats 2003-12-9 3:28:37 PM|| 2003-12-9 3:28:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 It pales in comparison to my flatulence after beer and gas station burritos.

Posted by Brainiac 2003-12-9 3:47:49 PM|| 2003-12-9 3:47:49 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 SWEET.
Sounds like they definitely crossed the streams--Woo Hoo!

Posted by Jennie Taliaferro 2003-12-9 3:47:52 PM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2003-12-9 3:47:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Ah Braniac we are brothers. I also suffer from TF.

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-9 4:24:09 PM|| 2003-12-9 4:24:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 If I'm not mistaken, George Forman is the pitchman for this new Super weapon. Or is this a Ronco product?

Posted by Islam Sucks 2003-12-9 4:57:36 PM|| 2003-12-9 4:57:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Introducing the new, improved Ronco Muhej-a-matic! It slices, it dices, it get's 'em ready for God to sort 'em out! Now only $1,999,999 at your local arms merchant?"

Some restrictions apply. Not available where prohibited by law. You must be 18 years of age or older to operate the Muhej-a-matic. All sales final. No batteries or fuel oil included. Offer not available in Indiana or Rhode Island.

Posted by snellenr 2003-12-9 7:07:37 PM|| 2003-12-9 7:07:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Was this from Indymedia or Indiana Jones? Did they unleash the Ark of the Covenant?

Posted by Uncle Joe 2003-12-9 11:54:09 PM|| 2003-12-9 11:54:09 PM|| Front Page Top

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