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2004-02-13 Iraq-Jordan
Aide: Hussein was high when he invaded Kuwait
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Posted by Dar 2004-02-13 9:32:29 AM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [774 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Kuwait was the nearest place that stocked Doritos

"Dammit, I said to get some Kuwait takeout, not take over Kuwait!"
Posted by Steve  2004-2-13 9:43:08 AM||   2004-2-13 9:43:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 We're seeing the Defense of Saddam in the making: he wasn't really responsible for all those things he did, he was just high at the time and had psychological problems due to a difficult childhood.

Which might be true - but it doesn't relieve him of responsibility for the results.
Posted by rkb  2004-2-13 9:47:29 AM||   2004-2-13 9:47:29 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 scene: somewhere chic

camera: zooms on actress

dialogue: Dammit, people, can't you see he's only a victim here!

fade out

(background audio: Thanks, Miss Garafalo!)
Posted by Bubblehead  2004-2-13 10:36:08 AM||   2004-2-13 10:36:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 If this is true, it would make one hell of an anti-drug campaign. Show the picture of hobo Saddam after he was pulled out of his spider hole with the caption, "Drugs ruin lives".
Posted by BH  2004-2-13 10:38:55 AM||   2004-2-13 10:38:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 This is your face. This is your face on drugs. Any questions?

This goes into the Classix!
Posted by Steve from Relto 2004-2-13 11:27:49 AM||   2004-2-13 11:27:49 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Walid was quoted as saying "yeah dude, me and the boss used to do mucho 'shrooms and chill out to jerry & the dead man......."
Posted by Jarhead 2004-2-13 1:26:38 PM||   2004-2-13 1:26:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Well, I don't recommend drugs to anyone. But they've always worked for me... or at least till Leipzig.
Posted by Napoleon VII 2004-2-13 5:09:19 PM||   2004-2-13 5:09:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 If it makes anybody happy, we'll hang the SOB as a doper instead of a mommy-killer. Who cares what label we hang on him, as long as we hang him.
Posted by Old Patriot  2004-2-13 7:36:59 PM|| []  2004-2-13 7:36:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 most potheads and heroine junkies [who can score at will] are passive--5 to 1 he was shooting crank or doing blow
Posted by SON OF TOLUI 2004-2-14 12:22:44 AM||   2004-2-14 12:22:44 AM|| Front Page Top

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