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2004-05-21 Afghanistan/South Asia

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Posted by Fred 2004-05-21 12:26:04 AM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The more I read the more I am convinced we are dealing with phytoplankton.

Posted by Topless Skateboard Nun 2004-05-21 8:49:31 AM|| 2004-05-21 8:49:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 They can't be primitives, I mean, they have boomsticks, right?

Posted by Phil Fraering 2004-05-21 8:55:25 AM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com] 2004-05-21 8:55:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Allah must've been rather fetching in her youth, no? Hmmm... If Shahnaz is ever returned, think she'll be something of a Trojan Horse? Will everyone have to kill themselves and each other? Er, the wymyns, I mean? Be sure to tune in for next week's episode of As the PakiWaki Turns.

Posted by .com 2004-05-21 10:40:15 AM|| 2004-05-21 10:40:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 You guys better knock it off, they might try to cast a moon god curse on you for this blasphemy.

Posted by JerseyMike 2004-05-21 10:48:48 AM|| 2004-05-21 10:48:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 We're communicating on the Internet and they're still living at the level of cultural level of The Cattle Raid of Cooley.

LOL, .com! With all the inbreeding, kidnap and rape are probably the only way to produce healthy offspring.

Posted by 11A5S 2004-05-21 11:34:24 AM|| 2004-05-21 11:34:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 11A5S - ;) - Thanks for the perspective (I am woefully illiterate, I fear!), it's the contrast knob of the mind!

Posted by .com 2004-05-21 12:20:53 PM|| 2004-05-21 12:20:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 TSN: Do your vows prohibit you from dating? I'd like to get together so you could teach me how to skateboard.

Posted by virginian 2004-05-21 1:31:22 PM|| 2004-05-21 1:31:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Lol! Honesty Alert! My Male BoinkMaster Deluxe Meter just pegged!

Rhetorical question: If TSN had posted as Cloistered Celibate Married-to-Jesus-for-Life Skateboard Nun, would virginian have made his, um proposition? Lol! I love RB...

Fred - I see a blossoming biz opportunity here... Lol!

Posted by .com 2004-05-21 1:40:15 PM|| 2004-05-21 1:40:15 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 11A5S - ONCE of a time, that Ailill and Medb had spread their royal bed in Cruachan, the stronghold of Connacht, such was the pillow-talk that befell betwixt them:

AND

Allah is 25. She has a 13-year-old daughter. That means she was 12 when she gave birth, probably 11 when she conceived...

"Pillow-talk" with an 11-year old? Don't we call that molestation in this country?

Posted by BigEd 2004-05-21 1:55:51 PM|| 2004-05-21 1:55:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 OMFG Fred! Too damn funny

Posted by Not Mike Moore 2004-05-21 11:25:52 PM|| 2004-05-21 11:25:52 PM|| Front Page Top

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