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2017-05-23 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Police: Palestinian attacks border cops near Jerusalem, is shot dead

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Posted by trailing wife 2017-05-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 They were in stable, pH balanced condition.

What the f*ck?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2017-05-23 03:21|| 2017-05-23 03:21|| Front Page Top

#2 Trailing wife mentioned the other day that there is a quirk in Fred's auto translation software.

They were in stable, pH balanced condition can be read as "They were neutralized"

As TW said. "stable, pH balanced condition" is a ph of 7, which is neutral, thus...

Posted by Seeking cure for ignorance 2017-05-23 05:59|| 2017-05-23 05:59|| Front Page Top

#3 They were ph neutral, but they could have been dehydrated...

Posted by Skidmark 2017-05-23 07:56|| 2017-05-23 07:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Perhaps they were embraced by the gods of entropy.

Posted by Skidmark 2017-05-23 08:01|| 2017-05-23 08:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Ah Entropy. I posited in a physical Chemistry class 30 years ago that "Relationships and indeed marriages are Entropic systems, they will increase in disorder unless you put energy into them"

Posted by DonM 2017-05-23 12:45|| 2017-05-23 12:45|| Front Page Top

#6 Exactly so, Seeking cure. g(r)omgoru, if you are ever confused by quirky text, click on the headline to see what was actually written originally. That's the other reason we link to all original articles.

DonM, what a charming insight. I can only imagine you are very happily married, indeed.

Posted by trailing wife 2017-05-23 18:10|| 2017-05-23 18:10|| Front Page Top

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