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Warren says she would accept an offer to be Biden's running mate

[NEWS.YAHOO] U.S. Senator Elizabeth Being Native American has been part of my story since the day I was born Warren
...The Great White Squaw, Lizzie is the Dem Senatrix from Massachussetts. She traces her noble lineage all the way back to Big Chief Spouting Bull. She has high cheekbones that stretch all the way to the top of her head. It has been alleged that she speaks with forked tongue but she denies that. She had a DNA test to prove her lineage and it turns out she's colorless...
said on Wednesday that she would accept an offer to be Democratic presidential candidate Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden
Joe <q>Foreign Policy Whiz Kid</q> Biden

Joe <q>Foreign Policy Whiz Kid</q> Biden

...Failed seeker of the Democratic presidential nomination on multiple occasions, vice president under Barack Obama, giving it a last try in his dotage for 2020...
's running mate if the position were offered.

"Yes," said Warren when she was asked on MSNBC how she would respond if Biden asked her to serve as his vice president.

Biden, who was Barack Obama
I think when you spread the wealth around, it's good for everybody...
's vice president, has vowed to pick a woman to be his running mate and said he would name a committee to help him vet a shortlist of names soon.

Warren endorsed Biden earlier on Wednesday.

She ended her own bid for the White House last month and became known for championing detailed and sweeping liberal reforms. Biden has been working to win the support of more liberal parts of the party ahead of his battle against President Donald Trump
...The tack in the backside of the Democratic Party...
in the Nov. 3 election.

Posted by Fred 2020-04-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [34 views ] Top

#1 Made for each other. The lifelong plagiarist and the serial liar.

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 00:19|| 2020-04-17 00:19|| Front Page Top

#2 I am sure Biden is all touchy feely about that.

Posted by Dr. Wheat Faartz007 2020-04-17 00:36|| 2020-04-17 00:36|| Front Page Top

#3 I can picture these two feeding on each other's mendacity: Plugz can plagiarize Fauxcahontas's legal writings, and she can invent fables about the Biden family...

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 00:52|| 2020-04-17 00:52|| Front Page Top

Posted by Besoeker 2020-04-17 02:13|| 2020-04-17 02:13|| Front Page Top

#5 I'm sure Biden is overjoyed - if he remembers who Elizabeth Warren is (which he very well might - if her hair has a distinctive smell)?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-04-17 04:34|| 2020-04-17 04:34|| Front Page Top

#6 Waiting to hear which dem woman would add "gravitas" as Biden's running mate. Tank would add her own gravitational field, but that's not the same thing. Some of the others mentioned are "grave," as in they are as lively as a typical grave dweller.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-17 04:49|| 2020-04-17 04:49|| Front Page Top

#7 KamalHo's down with bein' sniffed

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 05:58|| 2020-04-17 05:58|| Front Page Top

#8 Not Romney?

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-04-17 07:02|| 2020-04-17 07:02|| Front Page Top

#9 Pierre no es delecto. Doesn't pass the (hair) sniff test.

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 07:31|| 2020-04-17 07:31|| Front Page Top

#10 drafting Big Mike is the only chance they have of injecting a little bit of life into an otherwise zombified campaign.

Behind the scenes they are negotiating the terms, promising (him) all the Wagyu beef (he) can eat and the continuing adoration of the press

Posted by Bob Grorong1136 2020-04-17 07:50|| 2020-04-17 07:50|| Front Page Top

#11 "Sniff a guy's hair? You think I'm queer?" I so cannot wait to hear the media explain that one.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-17 07:50|| 2020-04-17 07:50|| Front Page Top

#12 Sniffercanoe and Big Mike Too!

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 07:58|| 2020-04-17 07:58|| Front Page Top

#13 Refurbished and recycled:

A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Liz Warren, and a ten-year-old girl.

The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.

Dr. Fauci said, “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.

The Pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.

Warren said, “I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the world.” She takes one and jumps.

President Trump pauses for a moment, then turns to the young girl. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is just beginning.”

The girl replies, “Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the world is wearing my bookbag.”

Posted by Mercutio 2020-04-17 09:01|| 2020-04-17 09:01|| Front Page Top

#14 Re #6:

M.Murcek for the win!

Posted by Ulaiter Grumble3713 2020-04-17 09:04|| 2020-04-17 09:04|| Front Page Top

#15 Considering voters hate Warren more than Biden, Bern-boy or Buttage.... go for it!

I see no problem with this plan!

Posted by DarthVader 2020-04-17 10:07|| 2020-04-17 10:07|| Front Page Top

#16 Hasn't it been fun watching all the Dem candidates savage each other during the campaign, only to have to suck Joe's balls (*) right now? It is, however, a half-clever move on her part - if whoever gets the VP nod before they push Slow Joe out the door, that person's in a pretty good position politically, which is why they'll get rid of Joe first, to avoid (in my guy Lex's words) the next chapter of The Shitshow.

(*) OK - you could've done without that visual but it's not lunchtime yet, right?

Posted by Raj 2020-04-17 10:51|| 2020-04-17 10:51|| Front Page Top

#17 Should be obvious to everyone that whoever is Plugz's running mate is the effective Dem nominee for POTUS not later than 2022.

The guy's mind is going so fast, he can't possibly hang on to the office beyond a year at most.

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 11:00|| 2020-04-17 11:00|| Front Page Top

#18 Cuomo, Hillary or Big Mike.
eenie meenie miney mo, catch The Wookie by his toe ...

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 11:03|| 2020-04-17 11:03|| Front Page Top

#19 Seen the latest?

Keep on pluggin' away, Plugz. You'll get it sooner or later - Cooper can keep a stone face for 45 seconds if you need him to - quote:

BIDEN on CNN today: "Um, you know, there's a uh, during World War... Two, uh, you know, where Roosevelt came up with a thing that uh, you know, was totally different than a, than the, the, it's called, he's called it a, you know, the World War Two,

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 11:45|| 2020-04-17 11:45|| Front Page Top

#20 Hey, at least he got the Roosevelt part right

Posted by Lex 2020-04-17 11:49|| 2020-04-17 11:49|| Front Page Top

#21 Will someone *please* invite me to the prom? Anyone? -- Liz Warren

Posted by SteveS 2020-04-17 11:52|| 2020-04-17 11:52|| Front Page Top

#22 ...another Donk leader keen on interning people.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-04-17 11:53|| 2020-04-17 11:53|| Front Page Top

#23 That was for #20

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-04-17 11:53|| 2020-04-17 11:53|| Front Page Top

#24 They will have a woman on their ticket. She will be named at the last minute to minimize the time frame for #meetoo questions.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-04-17 12:09|| 2020-04-17 12:09|| Front Page Top

#25 I am sure Biden is all touchy feely about that.

Gag me with a spoon.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2020-04-17 12:29|| 2020-04-17 12:29|| Front Page Top

#26 Heard CBS and PBS finally raised the issue of the sexual assault claims against the Snifferator. The only reason I can see for them to break their long-standing practice of providing covering fire for the Donk of the Day is they realize he's a complete loss and they want to give him the coup de grace in time to get someone at least marginally electable in the race. (come-a, come-a, come-a ~~chameleon~~ Cuomo)

Posted by Mercutio 2020-04-17 17:26|| 2020-04-17 17:26|| Front Page Top

#27 319--Keep on pluggin' away, Plugz. You'll get it sooner or later - Cooper can keep a stone face for 45 seconds if you need him to - quote....

That's not Anderson Cooper, it's BEAKER!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2020-04-17 21:43|| 2020-04-17 21:43|| Front Page Top