KCNA: U.S. Abuse of United Nations under Fire
Pyongyang, October 13 (KCNA) -- Rodong Sinmun today in a signed commentary denounces the United States for getting more undisguised in its attempts to tighten sanctions and blockade against the DPRK and stifle it by force of arms through the United Nations. U.S. President Bush, addressing the UN General Assembly session some time ago, brought forward again "the issues of nuclear development and missile diffusion" by the DPRK and proposed drafting "a new resolution for checking dealings in weapons of mass destruction" and called upon all the UN member nations to support it.
Ha! Your disguise has slipped! We see right through your stifling and drafting! You said stuff a long time ago, and it was, uh, brought forward again! Ha! And you want support for it! Ha!
Lurking behind it is a heinous intention of the U.S. to use the UN as a leverage of realizing its policy for stifling the DPRK, the commentary says, and goes on (and on and on...):
The adoption of a UN "resolution" on sanctions and blockade against the DPRK would be an open encroachment upon the sovereignty of the DPRK and, at the same time, a violation of norms of international law. The United Nations is not a tool for the U.S. military intervention and aggression and the UN member nations are not henchmen of the U.S.
UN (scare quotes - ooooh!) "resolutions" are abnormal, lurker! Especially if they’re against us! Yer all puppets and tools and henchguys! Stop it! Stop right this minute!
Uh oh - now you’ve gone and done it! Dear Leader’s holding his breath, again! Quick, someone, open a Chateau Latour ’61! No - the jereboam! Now show him the label... Whew! Close one!

The U.S. has resorted to high-handed and arbitrary practices, and, as it they were not enough, dares try to use the UN for a leverage of the attainment of its aggressive goal.
Yeah! What I, uh, almost said! You cannot use the UN as a leverage! It is daring and makes no sense! Ha!
It is a criminal act that can never be tolerated for the U.S. to try to impose international sanctions and blockade on the DPRK under the pretext of "checking the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction."
It’s a criminal, pretext! And, uh, that’s much more dangerous than proliferating WMD’s, fools! Everyone knows this! You can never be tolerated!
In working to cook up a "UN resolution" designed to form an international encirclement ring around the DPRK, the U.S. seeks to abuse the name of the UN in a bid to legally and more zealously step up its policy to isolate and stifle the DPRK. The more desperate the U.S. tries to lay an international ring around the DPRK, the worse the hostile relations between the DPRK and the U.S. will grow, and this will not be favorable to the U.S. itself.
Mmmm, did I say cooking? Oh, wait, uh, you’re designing a cirle thing, and it’s like a ring and it sorta goes around the DPRK and it isn’t nice or anything! You’re zealous and you have policies and desperate stuff - and the ring thing I ’splained and everything getting hostile to stuff... I feel faint... (Hey, he passed out, bring a glass of -- oh, so he can’t have any? Uh, okay, water it is... wake up!) and it’s all international and everything...
The DPRK has already warned that it would regard sanctions and blockade against it as a war. The U.S. should not carry the developments into extremes but drop its foolish attempts to isolate and stifle the DPRK.
Yes it would be as a war! (Can I get just a teensy taste? Please?) There are extremes! Isolate fools! (That’s the real Juche!) And more stifling warnings! (I’m so tired of White Slag Extract ’99!) And carrying the DPRK blockades sanctions. (I’ll give you my daughter...) And if there’s one thing besides fiery lakes of, uh, fiery stuff, it’s UN abuse! (Okay, okay, both of ’em - you got a thing for twins, right? I need a nap...) Ha!
Posted by: .com (juchy songofagun) 2003-10-14