A "Million Santa March" has been scheduled to crash the tree-lighting ceremony in Kensington, People's Republic of Montgomery County, Maryland. Two families -- the Scrooges and the Grinches -- were "uncomfortable" at the presence of Santa Claus at the ceremony, and as a result he was disinvited. Maybe it was his pipe. R. Emmett Tyrrell points an appropriately scornful finger at the Mullahs authorities of this interesting area. |