Submit your comments on this article |
Terror Networks |
The Case of the Exploding Coop |
2002-03-09 |
Fearing the snuffy was about to detonate, Partush stepped back, and the attempted boomer ran to a waiting car. Partush saw him on his way with some hot lead, apparently without hitting him, and went to call the cops. In the meantime, a woman resident (we'll call her Rilli Notzobreit) who passed by saw the coop. "What a nice coop!" she said to herself. She picked it up, lugged it back home, and put the thing in her yard. Meanwhile the cops stood around scratching their heads and wondering where the hell it went. Eventually, they found Rilli and called in the bomb squad, who determined it concealed at least three kilograms of explosives. It was removed to a safe distance and duly went "boom." And they all lived happily ever after, even the boomer, once he changed his pants. |
Posted by:Fred Pruitt |