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The Case of the Exploding Coop
2002-03-09
  • Police are searching for a would-be boomer who fled the town of Karkur. Sasson Partush spotted a Palestinian man carrying a pigeon coop near the entrance to the community. Partush approached him to ask where he was from and what he was doing. Startled, the man dropped the pigeon coop, whereupon Partush whipped out a heater and demanded the man lift his shirt. The Palestinian did so, revealing the belt of explosives he was wearing, and started to fumble with it.

    Fearing the snuffy was about to detonate, Partush stepped back, and the attempted boomer ran to a waiting car. Partush saw him on his way with some hot lead, apparently without hitting him, and went to call the cops.

    In the meantime, a woman resident (we'll call her Rilli Notzobreit) who passed by saw the coop. "What a nice coop!" she said to herself. She picked it up, lugged it back home, and put the thing in her yard. Meanwhile the cops stood around scratching their heads and wondering where the hell it went. Eventually, they found Rilli and called in the bomb squad, who determined it concealed at least three kilograms of explosives. It was removed to a safe distance and duly went "boom."
    And they all lived happily ever after, even the boomer, once he changed his pants.
    • Posted by:Fred Pruitt

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