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Synagogue hit again |
2002-04-07 |
"Alphonse? Do you smell something burning?" "Why, yes, Gaston. I believe I do." "Have you seen any perpetrators?" "Why, yes. I believe that is one over there. Here, you! Halt!" "Merde. He did not halt. Ah, well. Have you any decent frommage? This poor stuff I have doesn't smell anything like feet." On Friday, prosecutors said three See? Nothing there. Not a thing to worry about. As the famous Cuban philospher R.Ricardo once said, "I dun bliv it." Unemployed, confused people might hold up a liquor store, but they don't firebomb synagogues and churches. Terrorists and psychopaths do that. The government stepped up police patrols of Jewish religious sites after another synagogue in Marseille was burned to the ground by arsonists on Wednesday. Seems to have been very effectual. The little Swabian towns I was garrisoned by in Germany often had nice little parks in them with brass plaques saying: My guess would be that the Frenchies will wind their stylish new turbans a little tighter and build mosques on the sites. If you own a copy of the Song of Roland, don't sell it. |
Posted by:Fred Pruitt |