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| 2002-05-15 |
| A St. Louis jewelry salesman who sold Penthouse Magazine a video of a topless sunbather misidentified as Anna Kournikova testified on Tuesday he mistook the woman for the tennis star because of the diameter of her nipples. That's a sure method of identification. Beats hell out of dental records... Frank Ramaesiri, the salesman, testified at a hearing to determine whether Penthouse will be forced to recall unsold issues of June magazine which carries about a dozen photos of the sunbather, who is actually Judith Soltesz-Benetton, the daughter-in-law of Italian fashion designer Luciano Benetton. "Right turn, Clyde..." |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #4 Oh, Frank, who's feeling like a boob now? |
| Posted by: BarCodeKing 2002-05-16 05:20:40 |
| #3 of course, there is always the nipple spread. ...or Virtual Breasts |
| Posted by: kanji 2002-05-15 23:02:32 |
| #2 Undressing a maiden called Sue, Her seducer exclaimed, "If it's true That a nipple a day Keeps the doctor away, Think how healthy you must be with two!" |
| Posted by: kanji 2002-05-15 22:59:08 |
| #1 "Well, let's share and make it a triple, Each of us sucking one nipple. But when it comes to the holes, We'll have to change poles, And decide whose turn 'tis to tickle." |
| Posted by: Anonymous 2002-05-15 22:56:18 |