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| Boomer babe backed out 'cuz she doesn't do tight pants... |
| 2002-05-30 |
| Thauriya Hamamreh changed her mind about carrying out a suicide bombing when orders to disguise herself in provocative clothes for the attack in Jerusalem made her do some soul-searching. The petite, headscarfed 25-year-old Palestinian woman told her story to Israeli journalists from a prison cell where she has been kept since Israeli forces arrested her on May 20. Hamamreh, a devout Muslim, said her handlers in the al-Aqsa Martyrs Brigades wanted her to disguise herself as a modern Israeli woman so she would not raise suspicion. "They wanted me to have my hair loose, wear sun glasses and makeup and tight clothes. I said no because it's against my religion," the Maariv newspaper quoted her on Thursday as telling reporters. "Huh huh. And, like, could you be topless when you blow? I mean that rilly turns me on..." |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #2 "Thauriya, we want you to become a martyr. Go over into Israel and blow yourself up in a public place and kill a bunch of defenseless, inncocent, unarmed people." "Yes, it will be a glorious martyrdom, and I a mighty brave warrior of Islam." "Here, change into these Calvin Kleins so you blend in." SLAP! "What do you think I am, some kind of hussy! I have MORALS, you know!" |
| Posted by: Baby M 2002-05-31 03:33:24 |
| #1 Eureka! The IDF simply needs to 1) stop the import of loose, baggy clothing into the PA (they'll need to compensate the Purple Hearts Society for the lost income :-), 2) replace all TV programming in the PA area with Britney and J Lo videos, and 3) get some nut-wit mullah somewhere to issue a fatwah that tight clothing is required under Islamic law. Regards, |
| Posted by: Steve White 2002-05-30 15:44:17 |