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| Sammy's up for another term... |
| 2002-08-15 |
| The ruling Revolutionary Command Council on Thursday nominated President Saddam Hussein for another term. Wotta surprise. INA said the council, Iraq's top decision-making body, re-nominated Saddam because "his leadership of the revolution and the state ... has been a strong guarantee for protecting Iraq's independence and continuing on the march to development despite the imperialist and Zionists' plots and the unjust embargo imposed on our people," INA reported. "We want to renominate Sammy because he's got us all in poop up to our upper lips. When somebody else gets in, they're gonna line us up along a wall and shoot us in batches, but that's better than having Sammy's guys kill us slowly if we try to dump him. So there." A decree in May set the referendum for Oct. 15. Golly. Wonder how he'll do? |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |