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| Afghanistan |
| Afghan Bad Guys still reorganizing, but we're gonna get it... |
| 2002-10-02 |
| Source: Jihad Unspun Sources report that in Eastern Afghan province of Kantar, a new organization has formed in response to large scale arrests of innocent Afghans by American troops, Fadayan-e-Islam has included Assalfia [as-Salafiya — probably Rasool Sayyaf's gunnies], Hizb e-Islami (Hekmatyar), Hizb e-Islami (Khalis), Taliban warriors and anti-government commanders. A notice by this coalition has warned the government that if the prisoners are not released by tomorrow, the coalition would start a guerilla war against the government. "And if they are released, we'll start one, anyway. Cuz we have turbans and automatic weapons..." America has also been warned to leave Afghanistan as soon as possible. The statement further says that soon nationwide attacks would start against America and therefore locals should keep away from the American centers so that they are not harmed in sacrifice operations. An appeal has also been made to common Afghans to start Jihad against the Americans. "Let's get some jihad goin', you guys!" Must be terrible to lead a crusade and find out all your followers stayed home to watch television. Makes you feel naked... In another report, the East Afghanistan rebel warrior Since he made his brag and was trounced... After being defeated by the official forces in Khost, Bacha Khan fled to Gardez and has taken refuge in Shahi Kot Mountains, where the US also suspects Taliban and Al-Qaida guerillas are hiding. "Help! Help! The infidels are after me!" Taking into confidence his seven religious companions, Bacha Khan disclosed that he has decided to seek help from Taliban and Hikmat Yar Khan to fight against the Karzai administration and the US together. He said that they made a big mistake helping Karzai against Taliban and Al-Qaida, which could only be rectified through Jihad against the US and Karzai. Bacha Khan is also furious about Karzai administration, along with US, being involved in humiliating local Afghan women. "Yeah, dang it! Ain't nobody humiliates Afghan wimmin but us!" This is an almost purely Pashtun alliance, mindlessly emitting the same announcements, over and over, all variations on the theme of the Secret Army of Doom. The names change every few weeks, but the idea remains the same. The alliance involves all the losers (that's lo-o-o-o-o-sers!) in Pashtunistan getting together to make another go at it in anticipation of fighting among themselves over spoils when the hated Merkins are gone. Think of the picture: All the has-beens in Pashtunistan, sitting around, plotting dire revenge. And every time they go to execute their plans there are a few less of them. The word is losers. Heh heh. Even if successful in some of their attacks — some attacks eventually will be successful, just using the fling-poop-against-the-wall principle — they'll still be losers and has-beens. All the ignorance and xenophobia theye can muster won't buy them a single competent commander, not a single leader with any ideas other than jihad. They're an idea whose time has gone. Eventually even the Pashtun in the street will catch on. |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #1 I thought the islamic world already declared Jihad against us. Maybe they are gonna declare "Double Dog Jihad" this time. |
| Posted by: flash91 2002-10-03 08:55:53 |