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| Axis of Evil |
| Sammy thinks the demonstrations are just ducky... |
| 2003-01-18 |
| President Saddam Hussein hailed worldwide anti-war demonstrations on Saturday and said the protests showed that Iraq had international support for standing up to the United States. Every loon in sight supports Sammy. Quite a coincidence that they all decided to come out today, isn't it? Saddam ordered his top officers to look after their soldiers to gain their confidence and make sure they were well-fed and kept warm as he they prepared to sacrifice their blood to defend Iraq. Isn't it a little late for that? If he'd done that last time around, the Fourth Largest Army in the World™ might have put up a better fight... Tens of thousands of people took part in protests across the globe on Saturday to demand that Washington abandon likely plans to invade Iraq over alleged weapons of mass destruction. "They are supporting you because they know that evildoers target Iraq to silence any dissenting voice to their evil and destructive policies," Saddam told senior military officers and his son Qusay, the commander of the elite Republican Guards. "They like me! They really like me!" A recording of the meeting was broadcast on Baghdad's state- run television. "Iraq's cause has become clear... it simply is that Iraqis are in their country while others cross the seas to reach them and tell them 'we want to share with you your country or we want to be the masters and you the followers'," Saddam said. "We don't need to exert ourselves to make Iraqis understand that their cause is just. They understand that their cause is just." "And that cause, Loyal Citizens™, is me!" |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |