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| Trinidad Islamists hop aboard the jihad train... |
| 2003-01-30 |
| Thanks to Arthur for the link... An unexpected new front in the "war on terrorism" has opened this week in Trinidad after an announcement by a local Islamic group that it is manufacturing chemical and biological weapons and might use them against British and American targets on the island. The announcement, made through two reporters for Trinidad's leading newspaper, who were blindfolded and taken to a plausibly alarming secret chemical laboratory, has caused ferment on the island, alarmed authorities in London and Washington and prompted at least one foreign company, the P&O shipping line, to keep tourists away. "With our weapons we are going to reach you," the group said in its statement. "We will reach you where you sleep, we will reach you where you take your baths, we will reach you where you take your meals and have your drinks, even a glass of water you hold in your hand to drink may not be safe." "We are not insignificant nutbags of no particular accomplishment! We are powerful terrorists!" The group claimed it had been manufacturing and storing chemical and biological weapons for two years. It said it hoped not to have to use them, but was deadly serious about stopping Britain and the United States "persecuting Muslims worldwide". How 'bout if we only persecute them in some places? Will that get us off the hook? It is not clear who the Islamic group is, although it is likely to be related to Jamaat al-Muslimeen, a radical sect that launched an unsuccessful coup attempt in Trinidad and Tobago in 1990. The group told the Trinidad Express it sympathised with Osama bin Laden and the Bali bombers, and harboured ambitions to stage an Islamic revolution on the island, even though Muslims make up only 6 per cent of the local population. And not the upper six percent, either... Since the story, American and British officials have been cautious in public on how much credence to lend to the group. Patrick Manning, Trinidad and Tobago's Prime Minister, is treading a careful line, trying not to harm the tourist industry, a mainstay of the local economy, while ordering Special Branch officers to investigate the threat as thoroughly as possible. "Cummerbund, round up the usual suspects!" "Oh, hell. Them again. Hand me my rubber gloves, would you, sah?" |
| Posted by:Fred Pruitt |
| #3 "We will reach you where you sleep, we will reach you where you take your baths..." Why should the French be exempt from this threat?? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2003-01-30 13:18:12 |
| #2 ...and then they smoked another joint and fell asleep. You check it out but it sounds like wannabe bullshit. Should do wonders for the tourist trade. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2003-01-30 10:22:11 |
| #1 It is becoming more and more apparent that this old world is going to require a strong enema. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2003-01-30 09:57:41 |