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Iraq
Debate on Sammy's breathing capability
2003-03-20
The three faces of EveIraqi state-run television on Thursday aired a tape purporting to show Saddam Hussein addressing his people after the first U.S. airstrikes, mocking President Bush and calling the attacks a "shameful crime." It looked like Saddam — albeit puffy-faced, fatigued and grayer than he appeared in other recent appearances. But U.S. authorities said the tape, broadcast a couple of hours after the airstrikes, does not conclusively prove that Saddam is alive.
Spiffy spectacles he's got there. And a very tres chic barf scarf...
The attacks were aimed at a compound which U.S. intelligence believed was housing senior Iraqi leadership — including, perhaps, Saddam. U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld said at a news conference Thursday that authorities had not yet determined whether the bombing had accomplished its goal of taking out Iraq's top leaders. The man on the tape could have been one of the doubles Saddam often uses. Or, it might have been prerecorded, though Saddam mentioned the date as he read from a notepad.
Or he could have been speaking from an undisclosed location in the Fiji Islands via satellite. I don't think anybody knows at this stage...
"We've reached no conclusions," said presidential spokesman Ari Fleischer on Thursday. Al-Shabab television, owned by Saddam's son Odai, reported that Saddam met Thursday with his top aides to "review military and other measures to resist the aggression." It said those attending the meeting included Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan, Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz and Foreign Minister Naji Sabri. But a senior U.S. military official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said military intelligence was picking up signs and "circumstantial evidence" that Saddam and his senior leadership were either incapacitated or out of communication with battlefield commanders.
If that's the case, it'll become obvious soon enough...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#21  Saddam is moonlighting as a French fashion designer.Scarfs are in.
Posted by: Brew   2003-03-21 01:49:00  

#20  terpsboy has a morphed Helen Thomas into Saddam. And Mr. Whipple.
Posted by: Anonymous   2003-03-21 01:31:15  

#19  damn becky... I thought you weren't an expert! That was pretty professional. Sandbagging?
Posted by: Frank G   2003-03-20 21:45:53  

#18  "Saddam and his senior leadership were either incapacitated or out of communication with battlefield commanders"

Sammy couldn't get through because their lines were all busy as the battlefield commanders called the US to defect. "Thank you for calling Tommy Franks, your call will be answered in the order it was recieved...music.....your call is very important to us..please don't hang up, your expected wait time will be..."
Posted by: becky   2003-03-20 19:48:09  

#17  Doesn't matter if it was Sammy or not. I'd have the Commando Solo planes broadcasting that it was, that Sammy's dead, and that the new regime in Baghdad has instructed all units to cease firing and lay down their weapons to the Allied forces.

And when Sammy popped up again to say that he still had a lung capacity > 0, I'd have the Solo planes broadcast that he was a double. I'd demand that he show us the mole on his tush, the one we know that only Sammy has, on TV, in public.

I could have lots of fun, if only they'd let me do the broadcasts.
Posted by: Steve White   2003-03-20 19:26:47  

#16  H couldn't find his contacts in the confusion after the blast, so he borrowed someone else's reading glasses. Too much wallboard dust in his eyes to wear contacts, anyway...
Posted by: Tresho   2003-03-20 19:15:40  

#15  I forgot Mark Bowden's interview and article for The Atlantic Online.Saddam's eyesight has worsened a lot with age.It IS likely that he has used contacts to hide this condition whenever in front of cameras,and that's why I think it's the real mccoy.
Posted by: El Id   2003-03-20 18:09:37  

#14  Thats not saddam,its percy dovetonsils from the old ernie kovacs show!

http://www.crownvicsetc.com/erniekovacs.html

(about half way down the page)
Posted by: Frank Martin   2003-03-20 17:57:59  

#13  Fred: Late news today is reporting it may have been him. People who used to work for H' said he's recently had eye surgery, possible cateracts. Also he doesn't do speeches well because of the eye problems (the HUMAT reports.) Also note the droopy left side. Possible stroke? hm ?
Posted by: Mary Lu   2003-03-20 17:03:52  

#12  I have watched this story flip flop all day long. Maybe it will be "convienently him" until such time as we can get in to the site of last nights attack and scrape some bugsplat off the wall to win this round of "Where's Waldo".
I did hear that US intellegence is not known to have any known DNA from the big tuna so we may have work to have the "Real Slim Shady Please Stand up"
Posted by: Capsu78   2003-03-20 15:04:51  

#11  Well, Fox is now reporting that US intelligence (I think) was saying that it was him after all.

Those glasses shocked me. Surely that would be considered a sign of less-than-complete studliness. That and the fading mustache dye.
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2003-03-20 14:44:02  

#10  *shakes head* I don't think so. I'm sure Iraqui radars picked up the incoming missiles, radioed the news to whereever Saddam was, and they hightailed it from whereever they were to the Secret Bunker (tm).

Crap. I just realized: We should have used the MOAB on the main presidential palace even if Saddam wasn't there: it would have demolished the access manways and disabled the elevators so he couldn't use it...
Posted by: Ptah   2003-03-20 14:14:43  

#9  The photo #3 has been bothering me all day. At first I thought it resembled Captain Peacock of the brit com "Are you being served". Now it has come to me. It looks lie the photos of Groucho when he was 70 or 60 years old.
Posted by: Jim   2003-03-20 14:04:30  

#8  And, of course, a French beret...
Posted by: Raj   2003-03-20 14:04:24  

#7  Do they make Coke bottle contact lenses?
Posted by: Fred   2003-03-20 13:51:42  

#6  Hey, Saddam,
Did the mustache come with the nose and glasses, or did you buy it seperately!

I crack myself up!
Posted by: Capsu78   2003-03-20 13:51:10  

#5  Maybe he lost his contact lenses.
Posted by: El Id   2003-03-20 13:44:53  

#4  Those "Harry Carey" glasses, which have never been seen before, wouldn't seem to be casual reading glasses to me. I'd like to think maybe one of his Elvis impersonators was pushed into action and forced to read a prepared statement... but,but I ccaann'tt rread without my glasses, Osay... Please don't throw me in the shreader! or if you do make it head first!
The "Mr Magoo" look does not jive with a egomanic despot trying thumb his nose at "BOOSH Junior"...
Posted by: Capsu78   2003-03-20 13:40:56  

#3  We'll just have to ask Dan Rather and get his expert assessment and opionion on this matter.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-03-20 13:30:01  

#2  I have watched this story flip flop all day long. Maybe it will be "convienently him" until such time as we can get in to the site of last nights attack and scrape some bugsplat off the wall to win this round of "Where's Waldo".
I did hear that US intellegence is not known to have any known DNA from the big tuna so we may have work to have the "Real Slim Shady Please Stand up"
Posted by: Capsu78   3/20/2003 3:04:51 PM  

#1  We'll just have to ask Dan Rather and get his expert assessment and opionion on this matter.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   3/20/2003 1:30:01 PM  

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