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Iraq
Baathists vow a ‘tough and historic’ resistance
2003-05-07
A close associate of Saddam Hussein was quoted on Tuesday as saying that the deposed Iraqi president was safe in Iraq preparing to organise resistance to US-led occupation forces.
Ummm... Wasn't the time to do that before the war started? Or did we miss something?
Qassem Salam, secretary-general of Yemen's Arab Socialist Baath Party, said he had received a message from the leadership of Saddam's Baath Arab Socialist Party around mid-April assuring him about the fate of fellow party leaders in Iraq.
"Hi, Qassem! How are you? We're all fine, except for those of who're dead..."
"(The verbal message) asserted that... all the leadership was well and in safe places. The national (pan-Arab) leadership, including Saddam Hussein, were in safe places, and those who had left Iraq also said they were safe," Salam told the London-based al-Quds al-Arabi in an interview, without giving details.
Hmmm... Maybe that's why they lost the war, huh? Instead of fighting agains the infidels, they all headed for safe places...
"The crux of the message was that the resistance to the Americans will be tough and it will be decisive and historic," he added, speaking from Yemen.
"Yeah. We're gonna get right on it..."
Salam, a former lover school mate of Saddam in Egypt who had regularly met the Iraqi leader, said he last saw Saddam at an official Baath party leadership meeting on March 8. He said Saddam had himself led a battle against US forces who seized Baghdad airport but was later betrayed by commanders of his Republican Guards who believed the war was already lost.
Ri-i-i-i-ght!
"The Americans were taken by surprise by the Iraqi tanks and the Fedayeen surrounding them from every corner and not a single American left the airport," he said, adding that it was then that the US military decided to enter Baghdad.
"Herb, we're surrounded on all sides by unexpected Iraqi tanks and heroic fedayeen! We can't withdraw from the airport! What'll we do!"
"I've got it, Marv! Let's go downtown!"
US troops seized Baghdad International Airport on April 4 and later thrust into the capital from there, leading to the swift fall of Saddam's government. Asked why Baghdad had fallen so easily, Salam said, "The top chain in the Republican Guards started to get frustrated and gave the impression to commanders below them that Saddam was over, the battle was over and that the Americans had won and that they should disappear until resistance could be organised."
Prob'ly a pretty accurate assessment. Run away to fight another day seems to have been the preferred course...
"I believe that the resistance has not started yet, and that the battle that Saddam planned for is yet to start... Preparations for this battle are underway and the millions of army personal who withdrew are still there," Salam.
We saw their shoes where they left them...
Posted by:Fred Pruitt

#4  Well, at least we know now what the nearly 1 billion dollars Sammy withdrew from the bank was for. He's going to open up a new account and use the money to pay wages of the "millions of army personnel'" who are waiting to start resisting! What a swell guy, huh? I just knew we were reading him all wrong.
Posted by: Dripping sarcasm   2003-05-07 18:49:10  

#3  We should pull a corpse (any corpse) out and say it's Saddam. It will quelch a lot of these wanabe war mongers. What they hope to do is incite some idiot named Abu to strap some TNT on and go blow himself up at a checkpoint.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge   2003-05-07 18:10:00  

#2  If Sammy and the Gorillas get too frisky, they may have to use the ouija board to communicate. Maybe this is whole thing is a diversion while they manouever the semi loads of cash to safe places in France.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2003-05-07 17:30:23  

#1  What do they have, a Time Tunnel?
Posted by: tu3031   2003-05-07 16:00:41  

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