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| Le Worm goes to London! |
| 2003-11-25 |
| EFL & Sh*ts and Giggles. You have to love the hand granades that are thrown here.... JACQUES Chirac yesterday came face to face with the British troops whose lives he put at risk (Ka Boom!) in Iraq. A squad of Grenadiers with fixed bayonets And thank you for your service to your country. They were put in peril by Mr Chirac when he torpedoed a UN resolution to oust Saddam Hussein and left Britain and America to fight alone. (Ka Boom!) In a (Now, I am having fun!) He told MPs then: âMilitary action has become more likelyâ and he added that British lives had been put at risk as a result. The angry PM warned there would be a âday of reckoningâ for the French president. President Chirac repeatedly referred to âdistrustâ between France and Britain at a press conference. âWe must rid ourselves of distrust,â he said. âIf And the meek shall inherit the earth. âFrance doesnât have a problem with Nato,â he said. âIn fact we hate it!â âAs long as we are respected there is no problem.â Translation: Cheese and wine for everyone! What? Thereâs no bread...? |
| Posted by:Dragon Fly |
| #17 Oooh. "disproportionately" "nice" |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2003-11-25 6:40:48 PM |
| #16 JFM, WE DO NOT EAT BOILED BEEF IN MINT SAUCE! I think Goscinny and Uderzo have influenced French thought disprotortionately. We eat ROAST BEEF with HORSERADISH SAUCE, and YORKSHIRE PUDDING. And very ice it is too, I'm sure you'd agree. We do eat lamb with mint suce. I'm no fan of lamb. Would your president-going-cheap be any good at beheading reconstuctions? They don't pay well, but the job comes with low overheads... |
| Posted by: Bulldog 2003-11-25 6:39:46 PM |
| #15 JFM, need help in buying the ticket? But why send him to the Brits? They don't deserve that kind of treatment from anyone! I think a 'retirement paradise' on Kerguelan Island would be much more in tune to his value to France... |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2003-11-25 6:26:52 PM |
| #14 For the British citizens of Rantburg: I am willing to sell you a President. Very cheap. No need of a palace for him: the Tower will fit him perfectly. However take note that the only thing he accepts to eat is boiled beef in mint sauce and he only drinks warm beer. The condition is you never let him return to France and you feed him like told above. :-) |
| Posted by: JFM 2003-11-25 5:08:31 PM |
| #13 Que ChIrak mange du gâteau! (Let ChIrak eat cake) |
| Posted by: Atrus 2003-11-25 4:08:14 PM |
| #12 Actually frog tastes a lot like rabbit. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-11-25 3:56:44 PM |
| #11 Does not taste like chicken. Though chicken tastes somewhat like froglegs... |
| Posted by: Fred 2003-11-25 3:36:39 PM |
| #10 "Our national Anthem! The Mayonaise! The troops must be dressing..." Gotta love the Marx Bros. - Way ahead of their time. |
| Posted by: mojo 2003-11-25 3:24:54 PM |
| #9 .com, There's a big difference between a Louisiana bullfrog and a French toadie. And it usually takes six or eight bullfrogs to serve one Cajun. Seafareious - yes, it DOES taste "just like chicken". And you use FLOUR to coat and cook 'em, not corn meal. You use the corn meal to make cornbread, which you eat with froglegs. Damn, I'm getting hungry again... |
| Posted by: Old Patriot 2003-11-25 1:17:15 PM |
| #8 I sure hope the UK comes to it's senses and tells the Union of European Socialist Republics to go to hell. I also hope the grenadiers all stared that worm down. Piece of sh*t. |
| Posted by: commo 2003-11-25 12:07:15 PM |
| #7 He has no soul. If he did, he would have fell to his knees and BEGGED forgiveness from the formation. Chirac continues to believe he is relevant in the world. However, it looks like the Brits are NOT ready to subjugate themselves under the Franco-German regime (EU). Good for them! They donât need the EU, the EU needs them. I still give the EU about five more years and they will go the way of the League of Nations. |
| Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) 2003-11-25 11:36:47 AM |
| #6 Bet it tastes like chicken... |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2003-11-25 11:07:39 AM |
| #5 Sorry, .com, but there are some things even a Cajun won't eat... |
| Posted by: snellenr 2003-11-25 10:30:29 AM |
| #4 Exemplary discipline. But if he ever shows his snout again... just shine a light in his eyes, come in high, and in a downward thrust, gig 'im. Lightly flour, two tbsp corn or olive oil, med heat, about 6 minutes turning frequently. Serve with tossed salad, fried okra, boiled cubed potatoes topped with butter and shredded cheddar, and cornbread. Feeds one Cajun. |
| Posted by: .com (Abu Frog Gigger) 2003-11-25 9:49:47 AM |
| #3 âAs long as we are respected there is no problem.â And what happens if you are not respected, Worm? Been taking Humiliation 101 from your Parasite of Peace? |
| Posted by: BH 2003-11-25 9:30:25 AM |
| #2 exactly. they expect the respect of the world, without ever having to do anything to earn it. b-b-b-ecause we are FRONSH, zat iss why !? |
| Posted by: eyeyeye 2003-11-25 8:50:34 AM |
| #1 âAs long as we are respected there is no problem.â Respected for what? |
| Posted by: Mike 2003-11-25 7:28:50 AM |