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| Korea |
| Miracles of Songun Korea |
| 2003-12-06 |
| A walk down Nork Memory Lane... Nine years have passed since leader Kim Jong Il left the first great footprints of his Songun leadership at a post of the Korean People’s Army surrounded by young pine trees on the New Year of Juche 84 (1995). In this period, the Korean people have created a great epic of heroic feats which others would be unable to perform even in centuries. Yeah, the nineteenth century... These miracles of Songun Korea praised by the world people as "myth of human history" include the blasting of the "fiction of collapse of north Korea," leap to a possessor of earth satellite and start of the grand march for building a prosperous powerful nation, adoption of the June 15 North-South Joint Declaration and repatriation of 63 unconverted long-term prisoners, land rezoning of over 200,000 hectares in a matter of a few years, excavation of the Kaechon-Lake Thaesong Canal stretching over 150 km, emergence of a world "marathon queen," the creation of the grand mass gymnastic and artistic performance "Arirang" acclaimed as the acme of human culture, Kim Jong Il’s foreign tour covering more than 50,000 ri that shook the world. White slag, magic rocks, flesh traffic, No Dongs... the list goes on and on. The U.S. imperialists, reactionaries and mouthpieces on the payroll of imperialism set afloat a hundred and one rumors, crying with bravo that "the ’destruction’ of north Korea is a matter of time" and "socialism will disappear soon on the earth with the ’collapse’ of north Korea." The "fiction of the destruction of north Korea" about which the Western media shouted themselves hoarse went to pieces in every step of Kim Jong Il’s unceasing journey of Songun leadership for 9 years. Yeah, well let’s not put that one to bed just yet... The DPRK, a small country, put a satellite on the orbit in the first launch entirely with its own technique and wisdom in the difficult days of arduous long march. Now it’s the "arduous long march"? In six months, the "grueling arduous long march"? This might piss off their Chinese cousins. Not a good thing. With the launch of satellite as a signal for building a prosperous powerful nation, the DPRK started the grand march towards the majestic goal. Kimmie gets porn! Everyone else...starves! The historical summit meeting of the north and the south and adoption of the June 15 North-South Joint Declaration were greatest event that set off a storm of sensation at home and abroad. I remember. We had a cookout... 63 unconverted long-term prisoners came back at a time to the socialist motherland. This was an auspicious event of the nation. I remember. We had another cookout... On May 4, Juche 87 (1998), land-rezoning of gigantic scale was announced in Taebaek-ri, Changdo County, Kangwon Province. In the following five years at least 236,360 hectares of crop fields have been rezoned across the country, bring tremendous changes. Now we use even more land to feed even less people... or something like that. Hey, Kimmie said it was a great idea. What are we gonna do, say no? The over 150km-long canal tens of meters wide from Taegak-ri, Kaechon City, South Phyongan Province, to Lake Thaesong in Kangso District, Nampho City, is a monumental creation of eternal value built by the Korean army and people in the Songun era. Tens of meters wide? On August 29, Juche 88 (1999) Jong Song Ok, the DPRK woman marathoner, carried away gold medal at the women’s marathon race of the 7th International Athletic Championships held in Sevilla, Spain. I run to take my mind off my hunger. Great was the stir created by the grand Gymnastic Display and Artistic Performance "Arirang" performed by over 100,000 persons that opened at May Day Stadium in Pyongyang on April 29, Juche 91 (2002). Sounds like the Nork version of "Rent". In Juche 90 (2001) the world was aboil with "Kim Jong Il Impact" and "Kim Jong Il Storm". Kim Jong Il made a long journey of more than 50,000 ri in Russia from July 26 to August 18 that year to perform an immortal exploit peculiar in the histories of the DPRK-Russia relations and world politics. Remember that? "Kimmie Fever"? Hello? Hello? These miracles of Songun Korea are, indeed, a great pride of our sun’s nation. Now what nation can compete with that? |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #4 Next week they're going to invent the stick. |
| Posted by: Fred 2003-12-6 2:00:39 PM |
| #3 Complete divorce from reality - commie-style. "Kim Jong Il Impact" for a train ride in Russia? Lots of Songun and Juche. I give it a 7.5. Not a true rant, but classic moonbat stuff anyway. |
| Posted by: Spot 2003-12-6 9:15:03 AM |
| #2 perform an immortal exploit peculiar in the histories of the DPRK-Russia relations WTF? I think the Norks use babelfish. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2003-12-6 8:48:22 AM |
| #1 Great was the stir created by the grand Gymnastic Display and Artistic Performance "Arirang" performed by over 100,000 persons that opened at May Day Stadium in Pyongyang I remember it well...especially when they played the theme from "Chariots of the Sea of Fire" |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2003-12-6 3:40:39 AM |