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| Police love rivals in shoot-out |
| 2004-01-06 |
| Three Kenyan policemen have been arrested after their rivalry for the love of a barmaid led to a shoot-out. Two administration police officers were thrown out of the Unique Bar in Nairobi after a fist-fight with a policeman. "Hey, Sam, git your paws off our girl!" "She’s tired of you two, she’s my girl now!" They collected their guns from their camp and returned to the bar determined to kill their love rival, reports the East Africa Standard. "Strap on your shooting iron, Joe. We gonna track that sonabitch Sam down and plug him." "Damm, straight, Bill. We’ll teach him to steal our woman." He had returned to his police station, where they tracked him down and shot at him, before fleeing under fire. "We got you cornered now, eat lead!" "Hey, somebodies shooting at Sam, git em!" "Oh, shit! Run, Bill, he’s got help!" All three men are to be charged with misuse of firearms, the police told BBC News Online. The officer in charge of Kiambu police division, Athanasius Munyagia, said they are likely to be sacked if found guilty. He said the officers had endangered the lives of many people, including the bar patrons, passers-by and the policemen. Fortunately, it seems that no-one was injured in the shoot-out. Cheez, more cops who can’t shoot straight. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #5 The title of this article kicks ass... LOL! So many ways to take it. The story is proof of the brain wiring on us XY mutts - Darwin 101. Too funny - and if she's as hot as all that (prolly pheromones), then predictable... but 3 cops? Awesome. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-1-6 6:08:46 PM |
| #4 Not much upstairs, but from here on down.........gangbusters! |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-1-6 2:13:16 PM |
| #3 She must be one hot little barmaid. |
| Posted by: Mike 2004-1-6 1:29:53 PM |
| #2 My guess is that Nairobi is trying to attract European adventure tourists to their version of West World. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-1-6 11:28:12 AM |
| #1 how smart is the little hussy? Dating/flirting with three jealous men with guns that happen to know each other? lol |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-1-6 9:13:03 AM |