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Size Doesn’t Matter
2004-01-30
Critics may roll their eyes at Fox television’s upcoming dwarf-dating contest "The Littlest Groom," but the head of the advocacy group Little People of America says the show could end up giving his members a boost.
So to speak, anyway...
While some audiences may snicker at the spectacle of a dozen dwarf women competing with average-sized females for the affections of a 4-foot-5-inch bachelor, LPA president Matt Roloff said the Fox show may benefit people of short stature by depicting them as regular folks "just being themselves." In other words, a person’s size doesn’t matter.
I think side shows were actually more honest than this...
"Yes, the radio jocks will have a field day," Roloff told Reuters in a telephone interview. "(But) hiding us behind closed doors or in funny costumes will never give us the exposure needed to desensitize society to us."
"Only putting us on national terriblevision, to strut our stuff with both miniature and full-size Paris Hilton clones will advance our cause!"
Fox said this week that it would air the show, essentially a dwarf version of ABC’s "The Bachelor," as a two-part special next month on Feb. 16 and Feb. 23. The announcement sparked a flurry of angry letters to the LPA from little people and their parents and a debate within the Portland, Oregon-based organization over its response to the show, Roloff said. "The fact that Fox is doing this reality show is outrageous," Roloff quoted one e-mail he received from the parent of a dwarf child. "It is one more avenue to make fun of their stature."
Yeah, yeah. It's rekindling the national speculation on whether midgets have dinky winkies or if they're full of surprises for the ladies...
Roloff credited the producers of the show for consulting with his group in an apparent effort to develop and promote the show in a sensitive manner.
"Step right up, ladies and gents! The most sensitive sideshow on four continents! Only a dollah!"
While the LPA neither supports nor endorses the program, Roloff said he would withhold judgment until he sees it. "My sense is that they probably didn’t do anything too derogatory."
My sense is that just doing it's derogatory, but then I'm probably taller than he is...
But the retired software design and sales executive said he remains troubled about the idea of throwing averaged-sized women into the mix, an element of the show he called "ill-advised" and potentially hurtful to his members. "Personally, I think that the (bachelor) guy might have the same tastes I have and prefer a little woman and reject the average-sized women," he said. "But at the same time, if it did go the other way around, it might be problematic, and make America think there’s something wrong with little people."
"The bigger the babe, the bigger the honkers, I always say!"
He said there are roughly 100,000 people in the United States who have been born with dwarfism, a genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4-foot-10 or less and disproportionately short arms and legs. "Littlest Groom" Executive Producer Bill Paolantonio defended the program as a "celebration of diversity."
May I have that bucket over there? And quickly!
"We have gone to great lengths to make sure everybody on this program is treated with dignity and respect," he said. "Human emotion is human emotion, no matter what the package is, and this program ultimately is about that" He said all the dwarf contestants on the program had dated a mix of little and average-sized people, and that one little woman on the show had never dated a little person.
She's like, into... ahhh... big packages.
Posted by:Chuck Simmins

#5  I make it a practice to avoid anything that is considered a "celebration of diversity."
Posted by: Anonymous   2004-1-30 8:11:42 PM  

#4  LOL. Starting to lose that Ahab the Arab accent, the first step to non-trOoldom.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-1-30 7:00:44 PM  

#3  #1. Lol. Shipman, it's been a long time since you did your last midget adult movie. Guess it's good time for you to make money. Throw in Jon She(e)p and we've got a winner
Posted by: Faisal   2004-1-30 5:53:07 PM  

#2  Two words: Average Joe

(At last check, FOX was outrageous, but only NBC was that mean ...)
Posted by: Lu Baihu   2004-1-30 5:14:49 PM  

#1  Faisal?
Posted by: Shipman   2004-1-30 5:04:59 PM  

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