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Down Under
Just Your Typical Aussie
2004-02-11
Man drives car with shark biting leg
A MAN attacked by a small shark swam 300 metres, walked to his car and drove to a local surf club to get help while the shark was still attached to his leg.
"Mate, c'n y'get this thing off me leg? An' I'll have one of those sudsers, please!"
The wobbegong, or so-called carpet shark, attacked 22-year-old Luke Tresoglavic yesterday as he was snorkelling on a reef off Caves Beach, south of Newcastle. Mr Tresoglavic said today that when the 60 centimetre shark attacked him, he "instantly grabbed hold of it with both hands as hard as I could to stop it shaking. I just realised I had to swim in like that, hanging on to it. Once I got on to shore, a couple of people tried to help me but I could not remove it, it was stuck there. So I got up into my car and then drove to the clubhouse and luckily the guys down there had a clue what to do."
"Here! Pour some beer on it! That always works!"
Senior lifeguard Michael Jones could hardly believe his eyes when Mr Tresoglavic turned up. "The first we knew of it was a bloke lobbed up here at the lifeguard tower with a shark attached to his leg," Mr Jones said. "He basically asked the question, ’Can you help me get it off?’ – there’s nothing in our procedure manual for that type of thing. It latched on and wouldn’t let go, it was thrashing around and he’s lucky he didn’t get into difficulties in the water trying to swim with that thing thrashing around."
"Here, little wobbegong! Don't be thrashin' about like that! Henry, hand me that claw hammer, wouldja?"
With the help of another lifeguard, all three men took hold of the shark and attempted to flush its gills with fresh water to make it loosen its grip on Mr Tresoglavic’s leg. "I grabbed the tail and one jaw, Luke grabbed the other jaw and my partner, the other beach inspector, flushed it with water and we were able to get it off without creating too much more tissue damage," Mr Jones said.
"This fresh water isn't workin'! Gimme the Foster's!"
"Hey! I wuz drinkin' that!"
With blood oozing from 70 needle-like punctures in his leg, Mr Tresoglavic drove to hospital, taking the dead shark with him.
"Yes, Mr. Tresoglavic, you're going to be fine. But I have bad news for you: your fish died."
Mr Jones said Mr Tresoglavic remained in good spirits throughout the ordeal. "There was a side of humour to it," he said.
"Though I don't think it was quite so funny at the time..."
The last shark sighting at the beach was seven years ago, although it is common for them to linger around the reef flushed with fish. Wobbegong sharks can grow up to three metres in length, have razor-like teeth and are said to be moody and short-tempered.
Posted by:tipper

#18  Remember something from Panama about a screwdriver in the eye socket, but definitely only out of the water. Also, it helps if you hold the shark upside down. The internal organs aren't well attached, and they all slide down toward the nose. It won't make 'em let go, but they stop thrashing so badly. Kinda hard to swim that way, though - or drive a car.

This guy kinda reminds me of the Colorado dude that cut off his arm because it was pinned under a large boulder, then drove himself to the hospital. You have to admire someone with that kind of courage!
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-2-11 10:38:04 PM  

#17  Hey, muck4doo, isn't that chainey pulling up in front of your house?
Posted by: tu3031   2004-2-11 4:19:20 PM  

#16  Inside the head of the Wobbegong

LOL... I'm starting to like muck4doo he reminds me of a bizzaro-world Lucky.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-11 2:54:38 PM  

#15  I'd hate to think what would happen if a shark actually drank somone's beer down there.

"Crike! Now I have to drink straight from the shark!"
Posted by: Charles   2004-2-11 2:48:33 PM  

#14  (whisper)Hey AP,glad they're on our side.
Posted by: Raptor   2004-2-11 2:34:34 PM  

#13  Inside the head of the Wobbegong
by muck4doo

Whew! I guess that clears it all up. And here I thought it was one of those hate things requiring some group hugs. I wasn't looking forward to that.

As for it being dead, you're right. That hurts me, deeply. I guess we shouldn't respond with violence to violence - and just accept our dhimmitude fate as the main course.

Uh, I don't quite know how to say this... Oh, what the hell:
Are you clinically insane, or just trolling?
Posted by: .com   2004-2-11 2:34:16 PM  

#12  sharks dont atack things bigger than them without a reason. im sure that guy did something to provoke that animal and now its dead.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-2-11 1:42:46 PM  

#11  Let it be know - a hacksaw and a roll of duct tape are now a suggested addition to the old beach kit.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-2-11 1:25:08 PM  

#10  Like terminating a lawyers' services, ya gotta pry them off with several hands
Posted by: Frank G   2004-2-11 12:19:35 PM  

#9  I don't know about the rest of you jokers, but I am taking notes.

Ya never know when shark removal techniques will come in handy....
Posted by: Carl in N.H   2004-2-11 11:47:59 AM  

#8  ...And these are the people that the Indonesians are trying to piss off...geez....

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2004-2-11 11:26:34 AM  

#7  "He basically asked the question, ’Can you help me get it off?’ – there’s nothing in our procedure manual for that type of thing.

"My name is John Kerry and I have this Al Gore shark on my leg"

"Sorry John, nothing in the FEC manual covering this"
Posted by: john   2004-2-11 10:52:19 AM  

#6  You'd think that one of the people on the beach might have offered him a ride.
Posted by: BH   2004-2-11 10:51:33 AM  

#5  Crikey, she's a naughty one.
Posted by: Unmutual   2004-2-11 10:04:55 AM  

#4  *** Coffee Alert ***

LOL - Good 'un, Sparks!
Posted by: .com   2004-2-11 9:35:05 AM  

#3  Wobbegong sharks - why do they hate us?
Posted by: Sparks   2004-2-11 8:59:06 AM  

#2  it is common for them to linger around the reef flushed with fish.
Fits the classic shark MO.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-2-11 7:33:41 AM  

#1  Wobbegong sharks can grow up to three metres in length, have razor-like teeth and are said to be moody and short-tempered.

Typical Dean supporters.
Posted by: Me2Boss   2004-2-11 7:32:09 AM  

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