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| Actress’s breasts cut in chainsaw accident |
| 2004-02-11 |
| The title made me do it, sorry: A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she has told a newspaper. Really, you can’t make this stuff up. "It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you’re going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, 43, told Bild newspaper. The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra. "Oops!" "I couldn’t pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, southwest Germany, where Rauch was treated declined to give details of her injuries. Nearly had a career change from former porn star to topless dancer. (rimshot) Thank you, I’ll be here all week. |
| Posted by:Steve |
| #14 Did the show"Dumb Ass" have anything to do with this. |
| Posted by: Raptor 2004-2-12 9:55:11 AM |
| #13 I think the guy who wore the turkey on his head and pushed the peanut to the stairs of No. 10 Downing must have been more of a classic performance artist, while this guy is more edgy. The way art is going, the guy who edits the Faces of Death series can still hope for an Oscar. If the wave passes him by and jumps right into rewarding snuff flicks maybe he can still get a lifetime achievement award down the road somewhere. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-2-11 9:49:28 PM |
| #12 LOL,AP. Silicon gets sprayed everywhere. Yuuck! |
| Posted by: GK 2004-2-11 8:15:50 PM |
| #11 LOL,AP. Silicon gets sprayed everywhere. Yuuck! |
| Posted by: GK 2004-2-11 8:15:37 PM |
| #10 I've done quite a bit of chainsawing in my life. One thing my dad told me was, "NEVER, NEVER, NEVER unhook a bra with a live chainsaw. What you gain in speed can be lost in chips." |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-2-11 6:49:33 PM |
| #9 "Porn star" and "rimshot." Very poor placement of terms. |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-2-11 6:33:17 PM |
| #8 My sympathy meter's pegged at zero. What the hell was she thinking? "Too stupid to live" should be a valid diagnosis. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2004-2-11 5:18:56 PM |
| #7 Performance Artist: The last refuge of the Unemployed and Unemployable. |
| Posted by: LaBud 2004-2-11 5:16:00 PM |
| #6 This is not performance art! If it was performance art, he'd have set her on fire, pissed on her to put it out and then gone after her with the chain saw... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-2-11 4:11:42 PM |
| #5 Ah, Ship - you're such a connoiseur! Only the best for you, my man! ;-) |
| Posted by: .com 2004-2-11 3:07:33 PM |
| #4 Just a reminder, I'm still in the market for tasteful B&W glossies of chainsaw accidents. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-2-11 2:50:14 PM |
| #3 If Justin had similarly de-cupped Janet during the Super Bowl halftime, who among us would have been offended by the bleeding, bloody spectacle? It would have been soooooo cool, man....Ha.... |
| Posted by: Garrison 2004-2-11 2:49:15 PM |
| #2 Whudda buncha maroons. They need to put someone else in charge of props and get a new director. It doesn't have to be a real operating saw and it doesn't have to really cut the bra. |
| Posted by: GK 2004-2-11 2:48:19 PM |
| #1 Just call me Sybylle Rrrrr-OUCH! |
| Posted by: BH 2004-2-11 2:38:35 PM |