Two members of the Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice were hospitalized with stab wounds after an assault in Al-Aflaj near Riyadh on Tuesday.
That's where they keep that poor duck in bondage... | The assault occurred as a man and his wife were traveling together by car. The driver saw a vehicle belonging to the commission behind him and felt that it was following him. He stopped and accused the two commission members of stalking him which they denied, explaining they were doing a routine patrol.
"Youse guys are followin' us, ain't you?"
"Just a routine patrol, bub." | The man refused to accept their story and prevented them from leaving as he phoned his father.
"Hello, Pop? Sonny, here. There's two beardo-coppers here, been followin' me around. I think they got the hots for the Little Woman!" | When the father arrived, an argument followed and he stabbed the two commission members who were then rushed to the hospital. âThey have been released from the hospital and are now resting,â said a member of the commission.
"Ooooh! Spit! Mahmoud! Who wuz that guy?"
"I dunno, Ahmed. Is there any of that pain medication left?" |
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