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-Short Attention Span Theater-
A sex pill to lift post-booze droop!
2004-03-09
I know all Rantburgs are virile and dangerous.But they also know someone who needs this
According to Dutch firm Cobeco, a sex pill, which claims to combat brewer’s droop, has been developed. The pill by the name of Paraxine can rid the bloodstream of alcohol 55 per cent faster than the natural rate and can help to get over hangovers quickly.
I like that part. I also wonder how it will go with drink driving
"It will help with those tricky post-drinking moments," a spokesman was quoted by The Sun, as saying. According to the report, a majority of the 250 male testers affirmed that the pill helped in bed after heavy drinking. If successful, the pill will be released in Britain at a price of 12 pounds for a box of 10 pills.
Posted by:tipper

#13  Mucky, that first comment was probably the most terrifying thing I've ever read.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2004-3-9 9:18:30 PM  

#12  Well, these Dire Straits lyrics finally came true:

Doctor Parkinson declared ‘I'm not surprised to see you here
You've got smokers cough from smoking brewer's droop from drinking beer
I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees
But worst of all young man you've got Industrial Disease’
He wrote me a prescription he said ‘you are depressed
But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
Come back and see me later - next patient please
Send in another victim of Industrial Disease’
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2004-3-9 8:06:20 PM  

#11  Muck EMAIL me some time...We can discuss what really bugs you.
Posted by: dataman1   2004-3-9 7:12:27 PM  

#10  I personally like 100 mg Viagra with Jack Daniels....but hey that's me......
Posted by: dataman1   2004-3-9 7:08:40 PM  

#9  Break those chainies of desire, Muck4doo
Posted by: Mahmoud, the Weasel   2004-3-9 4:54:25 PM  

#8  I doubt it'll do anything for my allergic reaction. Alcohol breaks down in to some nasty chemicals in the bloodstream. I'm allergic to one of them, and it causes my joint tissue to become swollen and inflamed. As a result, I've NEVER been so drunk I woke up to anything I wasn't expecting! That also means I've never had the 'problem' this pill is designed to "fix". 8^)
Life is good...
Posted by: Old Patriot   2004-3-9 12:53:56 PM  

#7  Does this mean the Dead Kennedy's song "Too Drunk To Fuck" is now passe?
Posted by: Raj   2004-3-9 12:16:21 PM  

#6  Everyone knows that warmongering, Zionist fascists like the Rantburg readership are incapable of getting an erection anyway.

We compensate for our impotence by staging illegial wars for oil; don't you know anything??!!

/tinfoil hat off
Posted by: Unmutual   2004-3-9 11:42:23 AM  

#5  Paraxine sounds like the killjoy's equivalent to Rohypnol...
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-3-9 10:55:07 AM  

#4  steve not very far off but she look more like cujo.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-3-9 10:39:14 AM  

#3  LOL Steve. Muck my man... I don't believe this drug works on aftereffects of 'ludes.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-3-9 10:34:01 AM  

#2   there times i woke up next someone and was glad it wasnt workin the night before.

Not as glad as Lassie was.
Posted by: Steve   2004-3-9 10:31:29 AM  

#1  i hate when that happen but it also good natural defence. there times i woke up next someone and was glad it wasnt workin the night before.
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-3-9 10:05:14 AM  

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