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USMC seeks volunteers to Evaluate new PT Regimen
2004-03-11
HT: Joe Katzman, Winds of Change
A London gym has developed a new fitness regime that it guarantees will increase the frequency, intensity and quality of customer’s orgasms. The Shag Workout is being launched at Gymbox
Wonder where they got that name?
in Holborn - and some participants claim to have reached a climax during test classes.
That could prove embarrassing.
Gym bosses say the class involves a three-step process that aims to develop sexual technique, confidence and endurance resulting in a more satisfying session in the sack whilst improving fitness levels.
When the Brits say “whilst” nothing else they say can truly be vulgar.
... and this is truly vulgar.
A Gymbox spokesman said: "Once inhibitions have been lowered and specific muscles targeted
I’ll bet they charge extra for that
25% of women participants in the test classes have reported experiencing the elusive and much sought after multiple orgasm for the first time in their lives.
That's the way I always do it, too, though I don't take 'em to a gym. I lower the inhibitions with a few slugs of gin, then target the specific muscles by... ummm... never mind.
He added all participants have said their sex lives have vastly improved and stamina levels increased. The workout incorporates relaxation and meditation with reading articles in Playboy visualisation techniques to help develop various Tantric sex thrills skills.
sounds like 4th generation whorefare
If you call it Tantric you can charge an extra twenty bucks...
Each week a different Tantric sex technique is focused upon to concentrate on different aspects of lovemaking. These include guidance on achieving multiple orgasms, helping your partner to orgasm without ejaculation and how to prolong sex and the climax.
That part is for officers only
Later classes include the Motion in the Ocean aerobic workout,
This was the part that originally caught the attention of the USMC brass
which is tailored to work targeted areas of the body in specific ways. This is achieved via a technique called F.A.S.T.E.R.
Odd, my wife always complains about that technique
Hmmm... Mala suerte. Try using more gin...
(Flexibility, Agility, Stamina, Tone, Endurance and Rhythm), which utilises functional sexual movements. Workout creator and Gymbox founder, Richard
any relation to Paris?
Or Simmons?
Hilton said: "The Gymbox Shag Workout means that there is now a proven, embarrassment-free way to improve your sex life through hands-on coaching,
who said anything about onanism?
rather than what you heard on the playground theoretical hearsay or trying it out at the drive-in guess work."
Posted by:Mr. Davis

#2  Boy, I'm confused....
Posted by: Frank G   2004-3-11 10:46:24 AM  

#1  Hmmmm. And where exactly is it that the jarheads "come" into this story? I searched the original and, oops, they aren't there! And Joe didn't mention them either... Mr Davis, is this just an underhanded way of slipping this story into the RB WoT Preferred Reading List? Not bad... ;->
Posted by: .com   2004-3-11 5:26:32 AM  

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