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2004-03-11
Dutch Politicians Want Bestiality Banned
Two Dutch political parties called Wednesday for laws prohibiting sex with animals after a man suspected of having sex with a pony was set free.
Let’s see, how did that Brandmeier song go?? Oh, yes, Moo, moo, I love you, I know you’re just a cow but anything will do. I say, oo eee, can’t you see, I just want to make love to you.
Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, the man was arrested by police in Utrecht Monday after the pony’s owner caught him by surprise in his stable. "He was caught in the stable, busy with the pony, and was arrested for animal mistreatment," Mary Hallebeek, a prosecution spokeswoman said. The prosecutor set him free because there was no evidence of a crime. Dutch law does not prohibit bestiality.
"Yeah, go ahead! Pork your chicken if you want! Y'got any more of that grass, man?"
"There were no wounds or traces of violence. The man may have had sex with the animal, but there is no article in law which says this is liable to punishment," Hallebeek said. Both List Pim Fortuyn and the Socialist Party called for an amendment to the penal code to make bestiality punishable. "Sex with an animal is a far-reaching infringement of its physical integrity and the animal can never consent to it. It is pure maltreatment and should therefore be punishable," LPF member Joost Eerdmans said in parliament.
Posted by:Anonymous2U

#7  When we say "pony rides", this is not what we meant, bub.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-3-11 10:36:27 PM  

#6  When little, he was My Little Pony deprived.
Posted by: ed   2004-3-11 9:40:34 PM  

#5  I screw goats.
Posted by: Osama   2004-3-11 9:24:09 PM  

#4  There'll never be another ewe. . .
Posted by: Doc8404   2004-3-11 7:48:45 PM  

#3  Now don't you feel sheepish?
Posted by: Fred   2004-3-11 5:58:23 PM  

#2  Wilbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!
Posted by: C.Hines   2004-3-11 5:53:09 PM  

#1  Count me in as a Neigh-sayer...
Posted by: Raj   2004-3-11 5:24:34 PM  

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