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U.S. Forensics Team Probes Taiwan Shooting
2004-03-29
A good forensics investigation will clear this right up, EFL:

A U.S. forensics team led by an expert who investigated John F. Kennedy's assassination began its probe Monday into the election eve shooting of Taiwanese leader Chen Shui-bian. Solving the shooting mystery could be key to defusing a political crisis over the March 20 election. Chen's top rival, Lien Chan, has insinuated that the president staged the shooting to get a boost from last-minute sympathy votes. Chen's margin of victory was 0.2 percent.
Pretty tough way to get votes

Lien's Nationalists and Chen's Democratic Progressive Party agreed Monday to consider passing a law that would set up a special commission to probe the shooting. Lien has said he doubts the foreign investigation team will be impartial.
Starting off well, don't you think?

The team began analyzing bullets, blood samples, medical photos and other evidence Monday from the March 19 shooting that grazed Chen's abdomen. The gunshot slightly injured Chen as he was campaigning in an open vehicle. The team leader, Dr. Cyril H. Wecht, suggest the conspiracy theories that Chen faked the shooting seemed unlikely. The bullet left a 4 1/2-inch gash under Chen's navel. "Looking at this wound, it is consistent with a gunshot wound," said Wecht, who also helped investigate the death of former Federal Bureau of Prisons intern Chandra Levy, and consulted on high-profile cases ranging from the Kennedy assassinations to the death of Elvis Presley.
Chandra Levy? Kennedy? ELVIS!! Yeah, he really cleared those cases, didn't he?

The team, invited by Taiwan's government, also includes Taiwanese-American forensics expert Henry Lee, who has investigated several prominent cases including those of O.J. Simpson and JonBenet Ramsey.
O.J.? JonBenet? Have any of these experts ever solved a high profile case?

Police have no suspects or other solid leads, but Wecht was optimistic that the experts would figure out what happened. Lee will probably already have "some final opinions" about the case before he arrives, he said.
"It was a lone white male drug dealing golfer on the grassy knoll in the park, eating a peanut butter banana sandwich, angry at Chen for getting his sister, a former child beauty contest winner, pregnant."
Posted by:Steve

#4  What is this? "CSI: Loserville"?

"Looking at this wound, it is consistent with a gunshot wound," said Wecht,...

Thanks, Slick. We woulda never figured that out.



Posted by: tu3031   2004-03-29 8:49:51 PM  

#3  "Now, working with former Carter administration officials and military men who were forced into early retirement for various reasons which we won't go into here..."
Posted by: Gromky   2004-03-29 7:00:11 PM  

#2  My bets on the Blonde haired hippy,behind the white fence, wearing a "No War For Oil" t-shirt, angry at Chen's wife for only paying him half price for staying silent about her being a Chinese hooker/spy/diplomat.
Posted by: Charles   2004-03-29 6:31:37 PM  

#1  Screaming Screeching commentary. But the Green, the Green, the Green! In the name of Goethe, just dial in about 10 precent cyan. My EGA monitor essentially resets each time it sees the green, the green, the green.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-03-29 5:14:08 PM  

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