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| 2004-03-31 |
| (From SteynOnline) Here’s a sample... KERRY SPINS Having a little fun here - it’s time for a John Kerry theme song. This one is to the tune of the classic 70s hit "Rubberband Man" by the Spinners. I’ll leave to someone with more musical talent the task of putting this to sounds and images: The Other Hand Man Hand me down my chardonnay, Hand me down my brie, Hurry now and don’t be late He’ll be on the slopes by three You and me were goin’ out To catch the latest sound Guranteed to blow your mind So high you won’t come down Hey, y’all prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man You’re bound to lose control When he starts to say, "on the Other Hand," Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight Everything he says Comes out both left and right Once I went to hear him speak On a Sunday talk showdown I was so surprised, I was hypnotized By how this cat flip-flops around When I saw this long-faced guy Stretch a sound bite ’till it broke Hey, I laughed so hard As he got bogged down Steerin’ clear of yes or no Hey, y’all prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man You’re bound to lose control When he starts to say "on the Other Hand," Got that Other Hand All ready to go And then he wriggled his way Around yes or no (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) Guaranteed to blow your mind (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) Back and forth flip floppin’ all the time (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) Does he really think we’re stupid, oh, Lord (Doo doo doo doo doo) Lord, make him go away Hey, y’all prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man You’re bound to lose control When he starts to say "on the Other Hand," Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo Other Hand man, Other Hand man How much of this stuff do he think we can stand So much nuance, fluff and evasion from one man, Lord And then he had nerve to wiggle his war vote To "yes, but," got it all straight in his head, y’all Ah, come on, Kerry Hey, y’all prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man You’re bound to lose control When he starts to say "on the Other Hand," Other Hand man starts to jam Flip-floppin’ his way across the land Got answers goin’ every way Everything about him seems out of place Always wafflin’, always wafflin’ Always waff-waff-wafflin’ Just a Other Hand, Other Hand man Always wafflin’, always wafflin’ Always waff-waff-wafflin’ Just a Other Hand Other Hand man Go ’way Oh, go ’way Johnny Uh-huh Dan McLaughlin Bwa-ha-ha |
| Posted by:steve d. |
| #4 Nine more Americans died today because of Jewsih lies about WMD while Mr. Pruitt censors the truth. PLEASE NOTE: Delete spaces in censored URL below. http://AD LU SA.com |
| Posted by: Jack TROLL 2004-03-31 3:09:35 PM |
| #3 [Troll droppings deleted] |
| Posted by: Franklin TROLL 2004-03-31 3:09:35 PM |
| #2 I prefer the shorter, easier to sing, "Weebles wobble, but they won't fall down!" |
| Posted by: Robert Crawford 2004-03-31 1:17:34 PM |
| #1 Classic! |
| Posted by: Steve from Relto 2004-03-31 10:21:23 AM |