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| -Short Attention Span Theater- |
| Don’t Forget to Click those [mumble-mumble] Ads! |
| 2004-04-04 |
| Remember, folks, every time you read an article - check those Google links on the right-hand sidebar. If you see ads for Islamic sites, whether hardcore or apologist or "informational", click ’em at least a few times. Every time you see ’em. Every click is a tiny $ transfer: Asshat -> Rantburg. Clickety-click, brothers and sisters! Recover some of that oil-tick money! If you own a gas-guzzling SUV or other such "evil" vehicle, you’re duty-bound! Click yer buns off! This will help you sleep better at night - knowing you did the right thing! Make it a habit! And, wonder of wonders, this one won’t kill you! |
| Posted by:.com |
| #12 Be sure to right-click/open in new window, so the ad doesn't disappear on subsequent refreshes. ;) |
| Posted by: BH 2004-04-04 10:33:39 PM |
| #11 Geeze Louise, Fred. What kind of vitamins do you take? The fun never stops..... |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-04-04 10:19:32 PM |
| #10 I just spit cookie all over my keyboard. LOL! |
| Posted by: .com 2004-04-04 10:05:09 PM |
| #9 Ray Stevens has the right idea: "Every three years I just find a woman I don't like and buy her a house!" |
| Posted by: Fred 2004-04-04 10:01:43 PM |
| #8 Did you sign up, Bad? LOL! No, I signed my stuff over to two women, two different times. Now that my daughter turns 18 this month, I am not interested in a third. |
| Posted by: badanov 2004-04-04 8:24:25 PM |
| #7 Guess she's not a Mormon, unless she wants to try and convert those Muslims...although both believe in polygamy... |
| Posted by: Jen 2004-04-04 8:02:15 PM |
| #6 I dunno if the chick (from Utah) comes up every time or if they rotate, but I have to wonder WTF she would be doing advertising on a Muslim site. Either she's desparate, goldigging for an oil sheikh, looney, or a liar - from what she put on her profile. Too weird. Did you sign up, Bad? |
| Posted by: .com 2004-04-04 7:55:41 PM |
| #5 Let's see how many jokes we can make about this before 0000 hrs EDST. |
| Posted by: badanov 2004-04-04 7:34:02 PM |
| #4 Thanks for the reminder, .com. For those of us who ignore internet ads to the point where they visually "disappear," it's hard to remember. I'll try to do better and look for them. And click, of course, when I think I can earn Fred (and selected others) some bucks while screwing those who deserve to be screwed. |
| Posted by: Barbara Skolaut 2004-04-04 7:32:12 PM |
| #3 How much wealth does Mr. P. acquire as a result of our obession/compulsion with Google? (hows that?_ |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-04-04 7:16:44 PM |
| #2 Hmmm - you sounded like Mucky on the first read... |
| Posted by: .com 2004-04-04 6:51:38 PM |
| #1 How much Fred get per click? |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-04-04 6:33:23 PM |