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| Kim Jong Phil’s Reckless Remarks under Fire | |
| 2004-04-14 | |
| It must be his evil twin! Kim Jong Phil, president of the United Liberal Democrats of south Korea, in a canvassing speech made in Kyonggi Province on April 9 openly incited confrontation with the north, asserting that "the north is threatening the south with nukes but the latter failed to dispel the illusion about the former and there is a force keen to get in touch with the north". The scary part? They supposedly understand what the guy said. In this regard the Secretariat of the Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of the Fatherland released information bulletin No.865 yesterday. It said: Such remarks of Kim Jong Phil are nothing but an epileptic fit of human dregs forsaken by the times as they bring to light the black-hearted design to get rid of the worst crisis his party is facing after being abandoned by the people for its pro-U.S. moves against the DPRK, corruption and the deplorable situation created in the wake of the passage of "the motion on impeachment against the president." That’s not bad. Gotta be the name. Think there’s a Kim Jong Vinny? A Kim Jong Murray? Kim Jong Phil is a wicked traitor to the nation and a remnant of "Yusin". This dirty guy should have already faced a stern judgment by the south Korean people and have been eliminated from the political arena."
So it’ll be Kim Jong Phil = Dirty Guy, Kim Jong Il = Psycho Guy. The people from all walks of life in south Korea should severely punish through the "election" the U.S. and its henchmen who are working with bloodshot eyes to stem the trend of the national history toward independence, democracy and reunification. Next week on Celebrity Lookalikes: Ho Chi Barry and Mao Tse Greg. | |
| Posted by:tu3031 |
| #11 North and South Korea both sound like they send exchange students to the Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf School of Vitriolic Rhetoric. |
| Posted by: Zenster 2004-04-14 9:29:36 PM |
| #10 Wasn't that Bill Murray's character in Lost in Translation? Kim Jong Phil Connors? |
| Posted by: Unmutual 2004-04-14 12:59:45 PM |
| #9 ...and of course, Vladimir Ilyich Bob. Mike |
| Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2004-04-14 12:33:10 PM |
| #8 "epileptic fit of human dregs forsaken by the times" and "henchmen who are working with bloodshot eyes"... They must be on loan from the Kerry campaign. |
| Posted by: Seafarious 2004-04-14 11:34:47 AM |
| #7 shouldn't the title be under a sea of fire? |
| Posted by: B 2004-04-14 11:29:11 AM |
| #6 Super Hose> You stole my thunder. LOL! Korean weather....That is what happens when my time zone is 4 hr behind the east coast. |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-04-14 11:19:34 AM |
| #5 I give it a 8 for the: "epileptic fit of human dregs forsaken by the times" and "henchmen who are working with bloodshot eyes"... |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-04-14 10:44:25 AM |
| #4 Do not mock Kim Jong Phil. They say he's descended from Genghis John. |
| Posted by: BH 2004-04-14 10:27:27 AM |
| #3 Waita minute, I'm confused... Kim Jong Phil? This is a joke, right? I can never tell with these guys - they're so, I dunno, inscrutable... And even if they were scrutable, they're wierd with a beard, man. |
| Posted by: mojo 2004-04-14 1:43:22 AM |
| #2 Does Kim Jong Phil know anything about Korean weather? |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-04-14 1:12:23 AM |
| #1 the U.S. and its henchmen who are working with bloodshot eyes to stem the trend of the national history toward independence, democracy and reunification One step ahead of ya, skipper... |
| Posted by: Raj 2004-04-14 12:52:57 AM |