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| OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM |
| 2004-04-18 |
| 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony. 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1. 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 7:00pm - Tribute theme to France. 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund. 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain. 7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore) 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop. 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony. 9:30pm - * Intermission * 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2. 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry’s fake medal toss. 10:30pm - Cameo by Dean ’Yeeearrrrrrrg!’ 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN. 11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony. 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop. 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues 11:30pm - ’Free Saddam’ pep rally. 11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast. 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #6 The anti war rallies are too early in the morning. Socialists don't wake up until about 900am. |
| Posted by: mhw 2004-04-18 10:44:48 AM |
| #5 tipper, ROFL...too funny (except it if really goes down this way, which it probably will!). |
| Posted by: Jen 2004-04-18 8:51:51 PM |
| #4 The time frame is a little off. The nomination of a Democrat candidate takes place one minute before midnight per the doomsday clock. |
| Posted by: Larry Everett 2004-04-18 8:48:58 PM |
| #3 And that's just the first day! |
| Posted by: Raj 2004-04-18 11:03:03 AM |
| #2 [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted] |
| Posted by: mhw TROLL 2004-04-18 10:44:48 AM |
| #1 So much to do, So little time |
| Posted by: TomAnon 2004-04-18 9:23:45 AM |