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Islam Is a Religion of Peace, Says Abdullah
2004-04-21
EFL
Crown Prince Abdullah, deputy premier and commander of the National Guard, yesterday reaffirmed that Islam is a religion of peace and moderation.
Except when they are killing innocent people and beating their wives. Other than that, Islam is like a deer lapping water from a creek.
“Islam condemns all forms of terrorism except angainst the infidels and joooos and we must strive to correct correct wrong perceptions about our religion,” he said. “This is my vision.”
No word yet on their condemnation of 9/11 or expression of regret that most of the hijackers were soddies. I’ll keep ya’ posted.
Islam is a religion of peace, and I'm slender and svelt and have a full head of hair. Everybody knows that...
Posted by:Dragon Fly

#9  
Crown Prince Abdullah [said] Islam is a religion of peace and moderation
And then his lips fell off.

His nose must be so long by now he must have a special car just to fit it in.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-04-21 9:35:17 PM  

#8  Mr Zenster has not, is not and will never be employed by the State Deaprtment. But I hear Rummy is taking applications.
Posted by: Anonymous4052   2004-04-21 6:34:30 PM  

#7  Take Abdullah at his word. Fine, Islam is a religion of peace. Those violent Muslims who parade under false colors are an affront to all Islam and must be killed as blaphemers, right? Don't worry, Abdullah, you needn't get your precious little royal hands dirty, we'll do all the killing for you.

JUST STEP THE F&%K ASIDE WHILE WE DO IT, OKAY?
Posted by: Zenster   2004-04-21 6:21:32 PM  

#6  This might be a good thing.If they are to busy killing each other,maybe they won't have the incination,time or money to mess with anybody else.Thier is also the benifit of thinning the herd.
Posted by: raptor   2004-04-21 5:23:46 PM  

#5  Whoa, post more Michael.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-04-21 5:23:11 PM  

#4  The full article is a hoot. Abdullah, whom I believe to be a good man unfortunately incapable of adjusting to a post Sept. 11 world, shows that he has at least been reading his Post-Modernism syllabus/Oprah's Book Club list with such gems as asking conference attendees to correct "wrong perceptions" and then revealing his "vision". How futile.

Then the revelations that the Imam Saud University has produced a few terrorists? What a surprise. But don't worry, there's a women's branch and a language center being set up. That'll take care of it, for sure.

The most opaque battle of the next decade will be the prince-on-prince war. Check out which buildings are bombed to see who's sticking the knife to whom. Prince Naive's Minsitry of the interior took a hit today. Abdullah getting back at he who bombed A's National Guard complex last year? Who knows. The compounds where foreigners live? Which prince owns them? We'll have to resurrect the jokes on "factions" so as not to go insane. Just don't go wobbly, W. We're counting on you, so don't count on Bandar so much.
Posted by: Michael   2004-04-21 2:01:00 PM  

#3  and as Al Capone might have said, "the family is the basis of society"
Posted by: mhw   2004-04-21 11:45:01 AM  

#2  I think Goebbels said it, but the rest is spot-on.
Posted by: Pappy   2004-04-21 11:14:13 AM  

#1  When we repeat a lie a thousand times becomes a true statement(A. Hitler). This is one of many things that Muslims do to emulate the Nazis.
Posted by: LENA   2004-04-21 9:06:52 AM  

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