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Idiot Actor Lobbies For The Little People
2004-04-30
Idiot Actor - my apologies for the redundancy...

Ben Affleck lobbies lawmakers to raise US minimum wage

Why not donate the proceeds from Gigli? Doh!

Thu Apr 29, 7:45 PM ET Add Entertainment - AFP to My Yahoo!

WASHINGTON (AFP) - He is one of Hollywood’s idiotarians hypocrites overrated actors doooshbaaaags best-compensated actors, but matinee idol Ben Affleck (news) came to the US Congress Thursday to lobby for higher pay for some of America’s lowest-paid workers.

Why not tell people to go out and vote, just like you do? Doh!

Affleck, who for now earns millions per screen appearance, appeared alongside the bar with Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy to pour a few highballs urge lawmakers to increase the federal minimum wage from its current five dollars and 15 cents per hour to seven dollars per hour.

Sure, let’s just throw a bunch of people out of work. Why can’t you and Ted make a few waitress sandwiches instead?

A Masshole Massachusetts native, Affleck said Kennedy tapped him to appear at the news conference to bring more visibility to the cause.

"Maybe the senator saw my move ’Gigli’ and assumed I would soon be working for minimum wage myself," Affleck said, indulging in a bit of self-ridicule over the widely-panned film in which he co-starred with ex-fiancee Jennifer Lopez (news).

I swear I did not read ahead there, folks...
Posted by:Raj

#12  Shit man..... If this only helps people, LET'S MAKE IT $100 AN HOUR! I mean, what can it hurt?? Right?? Think about it........
Posted by: Halfass Pete   2004-04-30 10:42:36 PM  

#11  Ben has some pretty enlightened ideas. I wonder if Congress should solicit Randy Moss' ideas about how to resolve ethnic tensions in Kosovo.
Posted by: Super Hose   2004-04-30 9:39:24 PM  

#10  Wonder how much he pays his domestic help?


Posted by: raptor   2004-04-30 6:50:03 PM  

#9  Wonder how much he pays his domestic help?


Posted by: raptor   2004-04-30 6:49:57 PM  

#8  amen half!!!
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-04-30 5:21:46 PM  

#7  dar tryin keep the mans heel on my head ima need 27 an hour so i can mediate more
Posted by: HalfEmpty   2004-04-30 5:04:21 PM  

#6  that cute pichure biged! dar i think you on to somthing!
Posted by: muck4doo   2004-04-30 3:50:40 PM  

#5  Quack!
Posted by: BigEd   2004-04-30 3:45:58 PM  

#4  Gee, Ben, why don't we just raise the minimum wage to $20/hour and get rid of poverty altogether? That should solve everybody's problem...
Posted by: Dar   2004-04-30 3:44:19 PM  

#3  The Little People? Matt Damon?
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-04-30 3:40:10 PM  

#2  Mmmm, Jennifer Lopez sandwich. Gaaaaaah.
Posted by: Homer   2004-04-30 3:32:20 PM  

#1  

AFLAC

Posted by: BigEd   2004-04-30 3:14:47 PM  

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