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| Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputinâs Penis |
| 2004-04-30 |
Have a look at the photo, must be where the term "hung like a donkey" came from. The first Russian museum of erotica is opening in St. Petersburg, Russian Nezavisimaya Gazeta daily reports. The museum is founded by Igor Knyazkin, the chief of the prostate research center of the Russian Academy of Natural Sciences. Knyazkin told the newspaper that museums of sex and erotica exist in many European countries and he wanted Russia to be a civilized country with a view on the future and with correct views on erotica. There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. âHaving this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparteâs penis is now kept. ⊠Napoleonâs penis is but a small âpodâ it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimetersâŠâ the head of the museum said. Rasputin, nicknamed âMad Monkâ by historians was born in 1869 in Siberia, arrived in St. Petersburg in 1911 and within a few years had become one of the most influential men in government circles. His rise to preeminence was due to his close relationship with Nicholas IIâs wife, Alexandra. The heir to the throne suffered from hemophaelia, and only Rasputin could stop the boyâs bleeding. Because of this, Alexandra believed he was a holy man sent to protect Alexis and she kept him close by at all times. However, many historians point to the unusual cult that Rasputin practiced at the Emperorsâ court â a strange mixture of Christianity and sexual practices. Many of the noble women were believed to be in sexual relations with Rasputin, possibly including the Empress. At the end of 1916, a group of aristocrats decided that Rasputinâs influence had grown too great and that he had to be killed in order to save Russia. They lured him to the palace of one of the princes; fed him poisoned cakes and wine, shot him and then threw him into the frozen river. |
| Posted by:tipper |
| #5 Apparently Rasputin "Did" anything tht moved, including the Queen. |
| Posted by: BigEd 2004-05-01 12:24:10 AM |
| #4 Yeah, I got your Napoleon's penis right here! |
| Posted by: Jersey Vinny 2004-04-30 10:41:01 PM |
| #3 Napoleon lived in New Jersey for a while. Maybe it's in some museum there. |
| Posted by: Mike Sylwester 2004-04-30 10:37:16 PM |
| #2 we have Bonaparte's dick? Where is that exhibited? Traveling in some ill-begotten flea circus? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-04-30 9:47:02 PM |
| #1 Nothing more erotic than the century old severed penis of a psychopath. |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-04-30 9:41:55 PM |