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New York, Washington Declared Muslim Holy Cities
2004-05-10
Scrappleface
In a move designed to prevent future enemy attacks, the city councils of Washington D.C. and New York City today unanimously approved resolutions declaring both metropolitan areas "Muslim holy cities like Najaf, Kufa and Karbala in Iraq."

The idea for the designation came after weeks of media reports indicating that U.S.-led Coalition forces are reluctant to arrest or retaliate against alleged-murderer and militant Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr because he hides in Najaf, a Muslim holy city.

"If we had realized that being a Muslim holy city puts you off limits for attack, 9/11 would never have happened," said the city councils in a rare joint-resolution. "We encourage other major American cities to follow our example and change their official designations from ’soft target’ to ’Muslim holy city’."
Posted by:Mike Sylwester

#10  TomAnon,

Did you really mean to leave out Staten Island?

On second thought, you did.
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2004-05-10 9:34:15 PM  

#9  I just had a burpa - does that make me a convert?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-05-10 9:00:17 PM  

#8  Or it could be that Jennifer was being exquisitely sarcastic and adding a deft satirical touch of her own...
Posted by: .com   2004-05-10 8:35:36 PM  

#7  The fact that so many people take Scrappleface initially seriously shows that there is nothing that is unbelievable in regards to the people we are fighting.
Posted by: BigEd   2004-05-10 8:07:42 PM  

#6  "...so such a move would be submission."

Not to mention a violation of the Equal Opportunity laws.
Posted by: Old Grouch   2004-05-10 8:05:42 PM  

#5  Only Muslims are allowed to blow up stuff in Islamic Holy Cities, so such a move would be submission.
Posted by: ruprecht   2004-05-10 12:49:39 PM  

#4  Would this apply to all Four Bouroughs of New York and the area inside the Beltway of Washington DC?
Posted by: TomAnon   2004-05-10 12:17:13 PM  

#3  Yeah. And you may even have to wear one of those burkas too...
Posted by: steved   2004-05-10 12:08:09 PM  

#2  Jennifer. This is satire. It's Scrappleface.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2004-05-10 11:59:03 AM  

#1  That's outrageous. Now they are going to want us to wear one of those burpas.
Posted by: Jennifer   2004-05-10 11:44:25 AM  

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