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Department of Justice Accessed Al-Masakin
2004-06-02
TUCSON, May 30 (MNA) -- A routine audit of our weblog at Al-Masakin has revealed that the U.S. Department of Justice has once again made a complete review of Al-Masakin Online. The DOJ investigated Al-Masakin Online in response to demands made by several Zionist racists that frequent the “Little Green Footballs” webpage.
Bwahahahaha! The lizard minions at LGF strike again!

Since the beginning of the Masjid Al-Aqsa Intifada in September 2000, Zionists have been using all manner of cyber attacks against the Muslim and anti-imperialist media. Cyber attacks against the Muslim and anti-imperialist media have taken the forms of hacking, spamming, petitions to webpage host servers, and petitions to government organizations like the FBI. Israeli Zionists first petitioned the FBI against Majdur Travail -- then of Marxist-Leninist Newswire -- in 2002 after MLN declared its support for the Islamic resistance movement Hamas and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine simultaneously.

The current investigation comes at the hysterical urging of certain fascists alarmed by our principled stance on the Abu Ghraib torture scandal. The Ku Klux Klan Act, 42 U.S.C. 1983, prohibits private use of the criminal justice system to deprive an individual of 1st Amendment rights. The current DOJ audit is routine.
Tip of the hat to Little Green Footballs for their control of the DOJ.
Posted by:Steve

#5  Well I hope they really panic when I take a look at them from DIA.
Posted by: Lilly   2004-06-02 8:33:30 PM  

#4  Sssssaasssha livesssss
Posted by: Sssshipman   2004-06-02 2:43:04 PM  

#3  The Lizardoids are everywhere!
Posted by: Chuck Simmins   2004-06-02 1:48:56 PM  

#2  In other surprising news, sources revealed that DOJ employees accessed Google, the ESPN Fantasy Baseball site, eBay, and Amazon.
Posted by: Mike   2004-06-02 12:54:40 PM  

#1  The DOJ investigated Al-Masakin Online in response to demands made by several Zionist racists that frequent the “Little Green Footballs” webpage.

Nothing gets a faster dismissal than a complaint containing the term "Zionist".
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama   2004-06-02 12:12:59 PM  

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