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| Husband beaten over head with TV remote |
| 2004-06-16 |
| via Wash Times / UPI SEREMBAN, Malaysia, Jun. 15 (UPI) -- A male soccer fan in Malayasia was beaten with a television remote control by his wife for watching Euro 2004 soccer. I bet my remote’s bigger than yours... The Malayasian Star reported Tuesday the man, who only wanted to be identified by the name of Yap, said his wife requires him to go to be early so he can get their two children to school in the morning. Only Yap. I wouldn’t want more ’n that printed either, lol! "She refused to allow me to watch the game, although I promised not oversleep or shun my responsibility of sending the children to school," he said. Okay, we’re talkin’ Malaysia here - whaddya think: Do you figure she works - or not? But at 2:00 a.m. he snuck out of bed to watch the telecast. However, his cry of disappointment when England, his favorite team, was crushed by France awoke his wife who proceeded to whack him on his head with the remote control unit. She then removed the smart card from the satellite decoder to keep him from watching future live telecasts. If he’d just stifled himself ala Archie Bunker. Does "Stick a sock in it" mean anything in Malaysia? The soccer fan had to enlist the help of MCA Public Complaints bureau chief, Khoo Seng Hock, who after much persuasion got the wife to relent and allow her husband to watch soccer. This guy needs some serious help. |
| Posted by:.com |
| #7 Doesn't he know to either pad the remote with uphostery sponge and duct tape or wear a helmet? |
| Posted by: Super Hose 2004-06-16 11:07:36 PM |
| #6 Yap shoud change his name to Whipped. Jesus H. Christ, grow a pair, ya donkey... |
| Posted by: Raj 2004-06-16 12:58:22 PM |
| #5 A male soccer fan in Malayasia was beaten with a television remote control by his wife for watching Euro 2004 soccer. Lesson: pick your wife carefully...... |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2004-06-16 10:18:50 AM |
| #4 In muslim countries the cat o' nine tails is an official instrument of state - not an aid for those with dubious sexual practices. |
| Posted by: Howard UK 2004-06-16 9:05:15 AM |
| #3 "a few lashes from the cat o' nine tails for wifey." heh, don't need to be a crazy muzzy for that.. should see/hear the stuff one of my roomates does with his gf.. only bad part is the blood they leave in the shower in the morning, I keep a lot of bleach handy ;p |
| Posted by: dcreeper 2004-06-16 8:33:38 AM |
| #2 However, his cry of disappointment when England, his favorite team, was crushed by France Hardly 'crushed' when we led the game for 85 minutes. Poor son of a bitch - sounds like reasonable grounds for a divorce, or, if muslim, a few lashes from the cat o' nine tails for wifey. |
| Posted by: Howard UK 2004-06-16 7:53:27 AM |
| #1 TiVo and don't read the paper or listen to the radio. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-06-16 7:37:09 AM |