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She had hoped to look like Beyonce Knowles
2004-06-30
Posted by:Super Hose

#5  She looks like Finsbury Park's favourite son, Abu Hamza, got his hooks into her.

"Now this might hurt a tiny bit..."
Posted by: Zenster   2004-06-30 4:51:38 PM  

#4  She said: "I left the salon at 8pm on the Friday and the next day my scalp started itching and I saw blood and dye on my headscarf.

Headscarf? Does this means she's Muslim, because if she is the allegeric reaction is to her husbands fist.
Posted by: Charles   2004-06-30 3:26:09 PM  

#3  More like the bastard love child of Marty Feldman and Tracy Chapman. Nice shiners, honey!
Posted by: Raj   2004-06-30 1:10:41 PM  

#2  "Doreen Hair Fashions in Finsbury Park"

Is Finsbury Park the UK's answer to the Bermuda Triangle?

Yes, I know Bermuda is a UK possession - the Bermuda Triangle isn't actually in Bermuda...
Posted by: .com   2004-06-30 10:33:37 AM  

#1  She don't.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-06-30 10:27:37 AM  

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