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French Royalists Stage Funeral for Relic
2004-06-08
SAINT-DENIS, France - French royalists staged a pageant-filled funeral Tuesday for a tiny, rock-hard relic they hailed as the heart cut from Louis XVII, who died at age 10 in a filthy revolutionary prison.
Now we know why the Palestinian aid donations have fallen short.
A hearse brimming with lilies — the symbol of the French crown — delivered a crystal vase containing the heart to the Saint-Denis Basilica. There, it was placed in a royal crypt containing the remains of Louis XVII’s parents, Marie-Antoinette and Louis XVI. After two centuries of mystery surrounding the boy’s fate, DNA tests have convinced many historians that the relic passed secretly from person to person was truly the royal heart. A faction of royalists — who want to turn back the clock and restore the monarchy — seized on the DNA tests to press the government to allow the funeral at the Gothic basilica north of Paris, the resting place of France’s kings. Trumpets sounded and incense wafted in the air as a small boy marched up the aisle with the vase draped by a purple veil. Outside, a crowd of royal-watchers followed the Roman Catholic Mass on a huge screen.
"[R]estore the monarchy." Haven’t these morons learned anything from watching the British royals across the channel?
Afterward, cries of "Long live the king!" greeted the Duke of Anjou, Louis-Alphonse de Bourbon, one of several pretenders to the French throne. To this day, the Bourbons dispute the rights of succession with the Orleans dynasty that followed. The Mass recognizing the royal heart attempted to end 209 years of legend and uncertainty about Louis XVII’s death. Yet some skeptics insist the mystery remains unsolved. Historian Philippe Delorme, who wrote a book about Louis XVII and organized the genetic tests, lists the facts of the boy’s brief but grim life as follows: Louis XVII lost his parents to the guillotine in 1793. He was locked in Paris’ Temple prison for three years. The boy was brainwashed, with captors forcing him to sing revolutionary songs and curse his mother’s memory. He also spent months alone in a dark tower, with nobody to wash him or clean his cell.
As a royal he was, of course, unable to wash or clean himself.
At Tuesday’s requiem Mass, Cardinal Jean Honore compared the boy to today’s abused children. "The fragility of a child ... imposes absolute respect in our world today," he said.
And the brittle nature of anachronistic French political machinations imposes absolutely justified ridicule upon these cheese-eating loons.
When Louis XVII died of tuberculosis in 1795, rumors circulated that the royal heir had been smuggled to safety, and a commoner had died in his place. The small body was dumped in a common grave — but first, a doctor secretly carved out the heart, in keeping with a royal tradition. He spirited it away in a handkerchief and kept it as a souvenir, Delorme said. The heart passed from person to person until it was accidently served in a truffled chive omelette returned to France in 1975. The DNA tests were carried out in 2000, establishing a genetic link with a strand of Marie-Antoinette’s hair saved during her girlhood in Austria. But still, some people continue to insist the true heir was one of the many people who came forward in the 19th century — in places as far-flung as the Seychelles and Wisconsin — claiming to be the lost boy.
Wisconsin has lots of cheese, sounds pretty plausible to me.
One was Charles-Guillaume Naundorff, a man with German papers who turned up in the early 19th century. One of his descendants is among those who challenged the Saint-Denis funeral. Some mourners Tuesday said they understood why some people preferred the happier ending to Louis XVII’s story.
Self-delusion is always more palatable. Just look at France’s intention of selling advanced weapons to China.
"But DNA is sufficient proof that this heart is truly that of the right child," said Elisabeth Bramwell, a descendent of a noble French family who wore black lace and a large cross around her neck. While Louis XVII’s story reached its epilogue Tuesday, one scientist who probed the heart for DNA spoke of plans to investigate another historical figure. Jean-Jacques Cassiman of Belgium’s Louvain University told VRT television about his new task: Testing the DNA of Napoleon Bonaparte to make sure the body entombed in Paris is the real thing.
This, despite the fact that Napoleon Bonaparte has been struggling valiantly for nearly two centuries to remain dead.
Posted by:Zenster

#6  What does Louis xvii have to do with the Palestinians???? Louis XVII was tortured in prison now there's a similarity.(And his parents were killed - again like lots of Palestinian children) Who has such an affinity???
Posted by: Antiwar   2004-06-09 2:40:39 PM  

#5  Antisemite--

There's just nothing that doesn't remind you of your hatred for Jews, does it?
Posted by: BMN   2004-06-09 3:08:51 PM  

#4  [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]
Posted by: Antiwar TROLL   2004-06-09 2:40:39 PM  

#3   but first, a doctor secretly carved out the heart, in keeping with a royal tradition. He spirited it away in a handkerchief and kept it as a souvenir

Cell swarm!
No wonder they have such an affinity for the pali people.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-06-08 5:35:38 PM  

#2  Wisconsin has lots of cheese, sounds pretty plausible to me.

The Phrench may have founded Green Bay and lent the place names to numerous spots in the state but please, we'd rather be accused of being Illinios/Flatlander wannabes than phrench acristocratic wannabes
Posted by: cheaderhead   2004-06-08 5:12:57 PM  

#1  I think that France's greatest time was when they had a monarchy. Certainly didn't hurt our realtions. That would burn the buns of the leftest crowd in charge now if a Royal stepped forward.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)   2004-06-08 4:49:13 PM  

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