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Home Front: Politix
PaleoHelen Thomas Points to Government "Lies"
2004-07-08
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At the age of 83, journalistic troll legend Helen Thomas obviously doesn't believe in conservatives mincing words. "This government lies and the Bilderburgers are in control," she told a group of editors, reporters and interns from The Indianapolis Star on Wednesday. She also called Bush administration claims on Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction "baloney."
I used to really like baloney with Kraft singles. Hmmm. Almost as good as a dip of Skoal and a cup of coffee.
At a downtown luncheon, the Hearst troll columnist added, "I think we have a government that absolutely is ignoring the truth and a press that is ignoring the truth," according to the Star’s Sara Scavongelli. The press, she said, is doing a poorer job of covering the White House than ever.
Then all of her wrinkled skin fell off.
"I really think that reporters for two, three months after 9/11 -- everyone was afraid to ask their question," Thomas said. "They would not ask any question that would appear to be unpatriotic."
Speaking of Skoal. Where. Did. I. Put. That. Tin. At.
Posted by:Dragon Fly

#15  I LOVE fried bologna....it's gotta be burnt just a little bit...then smother it in tobasco sauce, (drool).....my mouth is waterin' just thinkin' about it, mmm-mmm-mmm. And helen by god thomas is a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Halfass Pete   2004-07-08 5:23:29 PM  

#14  ok - my bad....but it's true
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-09 12:00:44 AM  

#13  she's shriveled enuf you'd have to bend her over to look her in the eye
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-09 12:00:04 AM  

#12  Can you imagine waking up every morning, and looking that chick in the eye?
Posted by: anymouse   2004-07-08 11:34:24 PM  

#11  She' only 83? Sheesh, propaganda journalism must be a hard life.
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy   2004-07-08 7:14:37 PM  

#10  Lebanese (and possibly lesbian, too) journo Helen Thomas never reveals that she's an anti-Semite and pro-Islamist, not to mention a carping, ugly, nasty old crone!
Helen , call your rest home! They've been looking for you.
Time to change the Depends.
I'm with Frank and I miss Ari.
Posted by: Jen   2004-07-08 7:00:01 PM  

#9  Hmmmm...... Baloney!

ima big fan of flying saucers which are
big slice baloney with day old mash potaters heaped on top covered with american cheese like food cooked up in a cast iron skillet
Posted by: Half   2004-07-08 6:11:23 PM  

#8  Helen Thomas: American journalism's batty old aunt in the attic.
Posted by: Mike   2004-07-08 5:59:13 PM  

#7  One of Ari Fleischer's best moves was to screw tradition and quit calling on this shrunken bitter marxist bitch
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-08 5:33:54 PM  

#6  [Off-topic or abusive comments deleted]
Posted by: Halfass Pete TROLL   2004-07-08 5:23:29 PM  

#5  Hell I thought she had passed on or at least became a concubine of Castro. Maybe a three-way with Barbara Walters? Even about that (yuck). DF I am a fan of baloney, but I like it fried and with cheese on it (mmm mmm). Try it sometime it really is good. My wife can’t stand it so I only make it once in a great while.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter)   2004-07-08 3:44:28 PM  

#4  You know, Frank, I can't answer that. I've never looked.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-07-08 3:25:42 PM  

#3  you've got hairy moles on the back of your balls? Jeez!
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-08 3:22:58 PM  

#2  To paraphrase a friend of mine: "Helen Thomas looks like the back of my balls."
Posted by: tu3031   2004-07-08 2:54:52 PM  

#1  Helen Thomas' face belongs here.
Posted by: Raj   2004-07-08 2:43:06 PM  

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