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Ronald McDonald impostor delivers diatribe
2004-07-12
This Ronald McDonald was in no mood to clown around. Diners at a crowded McDonald’s in southern Norway were stunned when a man dressed as Ronald came in Thursday and launched into a tirade criticizing the Oak Brook, Ill.-based chain’s policies, the outlet’s owner said. The impostor -- a performance artist -- refused to leave and had to be taken away in handcuffs as the restaurant’s patrons, including several children, looked on. The incident made national news in Norway on Friday. "He was screaming and yelling. It was very unpleasant," said Alf Floernes, owner of the restaurant in the southern town of Kristiansand. "It was supposedly some sort of art. If that is art, I’m a truck."

The stunt was organized by a troupe of artists as "sort of a demonstration against McDonald’s," Norwegian media reported. "It was very organized," Floernes said. "A big gang came in with him and was laughing and shouting in the back." Norwegian news agency NTB identified the Ronald impersonator as Ole Bernt. It said he was likely to be fined for being a rectum causing a disturbance.
Posted by:Mark Espinola

#15  Tibor - LOL!

Yes, I would care. It would be a waste of a good tree.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2004-07-12 8:48:30 PM  

#14  Get Lucky ya say. Well I'm on my guard, I agree with TU, "Back off Man!"
Posted by: Lucky   2004-07-12 5:06:14 PM  

#13  If I was a parent who's child was upset by the artist,I would file charges of child abuse against "artist".Make the story how poor child was traumatized by the insensitive man,child can't sleep,has trouble eating,cries all the time,etc..Worth a try,may even get lucky and get compensation.Then see who laughs.
Posted by: Stephen   2004-07-12 2:45:17 PM  

#12  LOL MM, Frank.

I see our friend Mucki stealing the San Deiago chicken costume when he finally snaps and running amucki at a KFC somewhere. Difference is the patrons will throw money and join in the protest.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-07-12 2:02:27 PM  

#11  Tibor - yes, they do. A good sized tree should take out at least a couple of dozen mimes.
Posted by: PBMcL   2004-07-12 12:47:46 PM  

#10  lol - saw that one coming :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-12 12:17:40 PM  

#9  _______ ___, ________ _______. _______ _____ _ __ ______ - ________, _ _____, _________ ______. ______ ______ ______!

__ ____ ________!!!!!
Posted by: Marcel Marceau   2004-07-12 12:16:46 PM  

#8  If a tree falls on a mime in a forest and there's no one around to hear it, does anyone care?
Posted by: Tibor   2004-07-12 12:08:31 PM  

#7  "If that is art, I’m a truck."

Now there's a common man who knows how to skewer an asshat!
Posted by: Steve White   2004-07-12 12:01:13 PM  

#6  (thump) OW! (thump) OW! (thump) OW!...

Repeat as needed.
Posted by: mojo   2004-07-12 12:01:05 PM  

#5  Oh my poor people...
Posted by: eLarson   2004-07-12 9:48:34 AM  

#4  Back off, man...I'm a "performance artist".
They're even lower then mimes on the entertainment food chain.
Posted by: tu3031   2004-07-12 8:46:52 AM  

#3  Is it really just coincidence that only artists and baboons come in troupes?
Posted by: Bulldog   2004-07-12 7:37:01 AM  

#2  Ed,

That is sick but funnny!
Posted by: Anonymous4617   2004-07-12 7:33:59 AM  

#1  Introduce this guy to Prince Charles and give both these clowns a HOT McD's coffee enema.
Posted by: ed   2004-07-12 7:28:52 AM  

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