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| Stoned Del student gets lost in Conn. |
| 2004-07-12 |
| EFL A Delaware college student ate a bag of hallucinogenic mushrooms and drove around in a pair of stolen cars before arriving, confused, on a mountain in northwest Connecticut police said. Paul Cunningham, 21, hiked to a nearby home Thursday night and asked to call 911, police said. And for some Nachos, dude. "I think I stole a car, Yep. You were stoned. After locking the keys in the stolen car, Cunningham allegedly stole a van from a Southbury rest stop. Joke: Why did the stoned car thief climb the mountain? In Canaan, he decided to climb Music Mountain to see what was on the other side, police said. Investigators believe the exercise cleared Cunningham's head. Punch line: To see the other side. Thank you. Thank you very much. Join me later for more jokes and humor.(Hey look mom, no page 71! Bwawawawa!) |
| Posted by:Dragon Fly |
| #11 at least it won't affect his student loan status |
| Posted by: an dalusian dog 2004-07-12 8:12:03 PM |
| #10 #8: There is no difference between a normal al Jizz reporter and one on a trip. The logic is just as random. |
| Posted by: 3dc 2004-07-12 7:45:49 PM |
| #9 I got some really heavy pulses off this story. Flashback: trying to play touch football at 3 am on a January morning, barefoot, while zonked on buttons. Didn't work too good. |
| Posted by: Dave D. 2004-07-12 6:33:32 PM |
| #8 Ah, to be well informed is to be well armed, heh. Knowing how to handle the 'shrooms can be useful when dealing with certain types of people who need to open up, purge themselves, come clean... Imagine the fun you could have interrogating the Al Jizz reporter fresh from Fallujah or "first on the scene" at an IED attack... |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-12 6:27:51 PM |
| #7 Holy Organic Chemistry, .com! Back to the chemistry books. We'll reverse engineer the mushrooms and put a solution of the Secret Ingredients™ into the water system in Fallujah, if they have one, stand back and watch the fun! |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-07-12 6:16:38 PM |
| #6 Good heavnes .com! Smoking? That's just plain wrong! Excellent site... I will bury deep under healthcare/diet/lowcarb/fun/nothinghere/lawncare |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-07-12 3:55:05 PM |
| #5 Better living thru chemistry. |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-12 2:00:19 PM |
| #4 Key phrase here is bag... what'a bag? Were they dried? A lunch bag of dried mushrooms would give you a very twisted stomach as well as mind. 8-12 dried, baked, ground in gelatin capsules or so I remember from my wasted youth. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-07-12 1:53:16 PM |
| #3 Jeeez... .com you don't seel pshrooms... it's like unethical. BTW we are having a very wet year in north florida, not that I track this sort of thing. |
| Posted by: Shipman 2004-07-12 1:50:49 PM |
| #2 Wow. Mind / memory trip. So, um, who's his dealer? |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-12 1:44:54 PM |
| #1 So, dude, I was, like, you know, so stoned, and then I, you know, it was so cool, like and, well, then I...what was I saying? Nyaaa. |
| Posted by: dreadnought 2004-07-12 1:41:55 PM |