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Surfer bitten in half by really big sharks | |||
2004-07-12 | |||
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Posted by:Steve White |
#25 that in good post mojo. :) |
Posted by: muck4doo 2004-07-12 8:31:26 PM |
#24 Extreme Surfing has a nice ring to it might just work too.oh yea GO Gators:) |
Posted by: djohn66 2004-07-12 7:44:29 PM |
#23 "Civilization stops at the waterline What? Dammit we need a program! Git fat Teddy on it! |
Posted by: L Bones Johnson 2004-07-12 5:42:39 PM |
#22 "Civilization stops at the waterline. After that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top, either." -- Hunter S. Thompson, "The Great Shark Hunt" |
Posted by: mojo 2004-07-12 4:30:57 PM |
#21 "What were some of the others from this classic bit?" Half a gram! (From the Richard Prior episode.) |
Posted by: CiT 2004-07-12 4:06:33 PM |
#20 During the original "Jaws" movie, my brother's friend shouted "I'm not half the man I used to be!" when Quint gets bitten in half. Sorry it happened to an Aussie, though. Here's my reverse Michael Moore impression -- Why did these sharks attack an Australian ally? Don't they know that the French are the perfidous @ssholes who didn't support us in Iraq and elsewhere? |
Posted by: Tibor 2004-07-12 3:20:24 PM |
#19 and swimsuits are bad for the alimentary tracks of the sharks. Surf nude |
Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-12 3:20:15 PM |
#18 "I'm really just a dolphin..." |
Posted by: eLarson 2004-07-12 3:19:00 PM |
#17 Make the boards edible. |
Posted by: Howard UK 2004-07-12 2:59:43 PM |
#16 Australia's missing the big picture.Leave the sharks alone and simply advertise,X-TREME SURFING.The idiots will still surf,the bloodthirst crowd will fill the beaches to see if sharks believe in catch-and-release.PETA would probably still protest,demanding the boards be edible,but you can't please everyone. |
Posted by: Stephen 2004-07-12 2:38:10 PM |
#15 Just a clever way to promote Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. Kicks off on July 25th with "Primal Scream". |
Posted by: Steve 2004-07-12 2:32:54 PM |
#14 "Candygram" |
Posted by: FlameBait93268 2004-07-12 2:12:16 PM |
#13 *Jehovah's Witnesses* *Mormons* *florist* *pizza* What were some of the others from this classic bit? |
Posted by: .com 2004-07-12 2:07:35 PM |
#12 Shipman- *very soft voice*Landshark.... Mike |
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski 2004-07-12 2:05:39 PM |
#11 Hmmmm.... Evolutino. Land Sharks anyone? Speaking of Gainesville, it's got Tlh beat all to hell on tractor parking. |
Posted by: Shipman 2004-07-12 1:47:53 PM |
#10 SMcG - Oh no, they love us! Surfer + Board = Shark Nachos. |
Posted by: .com 2004-07-12 1:46:21 PM |
#9 Sharks - why do they hate us? |
Posted by: Scooter McGruder 2004-07-12 1:43:52 PM |
#8 Someone say Florida Gators? |
Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-12 1:29:49 PM |
#7 I like All God's Creatures, too, Mucky. |
Posted by: .com 2004-07-12 1:25:23 PM |
#6 boo hoo fuking hoo. they are can still go to the beach. they are just have to know there risks. the box jellyfish is kill more peples on australian beaches than sharks. are you going kill all the animals in the ocean just so you are can go swimming? are you kill all the polar and kodiak bears in alaska so it is make safer hiking? that in not right. why arent we kill all the gators in florida to. |
Posted by: muck4doo 2004-07-12 1:21:57 PM |
#5 My mom and dad winter in FLA. They were on the beach near St. Armand's Square in Sarasota. Mom was eating a hot dog, 1 bird attacked her by hitting her on her head and another swooped in to try to get the hot dog, but she held onto it. They figured it out, why wouldn't sharks? |
Posted by: Anonymous2U 2004-07-12 1:18:00 PM |
#4 from an economic standpoint they should be killed..it will ruin the beach economy..didn't anyone see jaws... |
Posted by: Dan 2004-07-12 1:12:18 PM |
#3 What, no pics? RIP-OFF! |
Posted by: Chris W. 2004-07-12 1:02:34 PM |
#2 I'm with muck4doo on this one. Unless the sharks are edible, they should be left alone. |
Posted by: Bulldog 2004-07-12 12:40:43 PM |
#1 'You could see Brad trying to whack at them to keep them away. We were shouting out, "Swim for your life, mate! Swim for your life!" it in kind of hard swim with no legs. they are shuldnt kill the sharks. first how are they know they killing the right one? if you are go in the sharks teritory you shuld know you risk you life. ima place the blame the surfer. the sharks arent wander onto the land did they? |
Posted by: muck4doo 2004-07-12 12:35:19 PM |