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Home Front: Politix
Kerry, Edwards are First Metrosexual Presidential Hopefuls
2004-07-13
Heh, heh. A snippet:
One New York man-about-town says it boils down to party politics. “As a ticket, ‘the Johns’ represent a substantial metrosexual presence, which will be an asset as they court the flat-front trouser-wearing vote,” said Peter Hyman, author of “The Reluctant Metrosexual: Dispatches from an Almost Hip Life,” a collection of essays due out this month. “Of course, the Democrats have a history of well-tailored candidates,” he added. “Who can forget the dapper Paul Tsongas or the sartorial force of the Mondale/Ferraro polyblend whirlwind in 1984?”
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#12  wonder if Terrreyza knows about the Glory Hole on the "John Kerry-President" Uber-Jet?
Posted by: Frank G   2004-07-13 11:15:13 PM  

#11  "Not even ketchup can make the bitter taste better, John."
Posted by: Charles   2004-07-13 10:58:47 PM  

#10  OH-MY-GODis that funny!
Posted by: Secret Master   2004-07-13 6:31:08 PM  

#9  .com-you ALWAYS have the fun visuals.
Posted by: jules 187   2004-07-13 5:40:07 PM  

#8  Well, he's been rejected... You know how we're wired... Lol!
Posted by: .com   2004-07-13 5:39:45 PM  

#7  Okay. I was right the first time (#'s 3 & 4).

Ladies and Gentlemen, .com's link is a must!

Posted by: ex-lib   2004-07-13 5:32:55 PM  

#6  ex-lib - Here you go... Lol!
Posted by: .com   2004-07-13 5:04:50 PM  

#5  Of course, maybe he's just beside himself with glee, that with Edwards, he has a chance at finally winning and finally feeling important. These guys never recover after they leave office. Interesting that they won't vote on the Marraige Act, though.
Posted by: ex-lib   2004-07-13 5:04:19 PM  

#4  I was just thinking more about the photos on this link. Kerry never looks this happy. I don't think it's about running for president. I think he 's happy because he's got a new boyfriend and is finally "getting some." See for yourself.
Posted by: ex-lib   2004-07-13 5:01:50 PM  

#3  Kerry loves Edwards . . . the dad he never had. But, methinks it's more than that. (You can count on them getting the gay vote--100%.)
Posted by: ex-lib   2004-07-13 4:58:26 PM  

#2  I didn't know Scrappleface was writing for the NY Sun!
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-07-13 3:42:09 PM  

#1  Tsongas, dapper? Phuleeeze!

Oh, and the 'polyblend' was good for what, protection from the Reagan landslide?
Posted by: Raj   2004-07-13 3:40:32 PM  

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