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| 2004-07-14 |
| From Sun Online Troubled Britney Spears sinks to a new low â swigging whisky and Red Bull and scoffing junk food in the street with her love-rat fiancé. The once-glamorous pop princess, 22, looked a slob as she drifted from one low-budget store to another for lunch with jobless dancer Kevin Federline. First the pair â who have just flown home from a beach holiday in Hawaii â picked up French fries at Neptuneâs Net on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu. Then 15 minutes later, they stopped at sandwich shop Subway for filled rolls and fizzy orange. They left munching bags of cheese and onion Wheatos crisps and salt and vinegar Lays. Finally, came their third stop in 30 minutes â at a liquor store to buy Britney a miniature of Glenlivet whisky. She gulped it down in one, followed by a chaser of caffeine drink Red Bull. ... An onlooker said: âI had to look twice â it didnât even look like Britney. Her hair was a mess and she looked like she was wearing his jeans, they were so long. The only giveaway was her bling-bling engagement ring.â ... |
| Posted by:Mike Sylwester |
| #17 plastic - with ripples at the bottom (?) see www.awfulplasticsurgery.com for Courtney "Hole" Love's mysterious rippled boob bottoms |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-14 10:07:31 PM |
| #16 Baby Milk Factories? |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-07-14 9:53:04 PM |
| #15 What we / she can look forward to... say by 2006 or so? |
| Posted by: .com 2004-07-14 2:10:00 PM |
| #14 Pushing 250? I already spotted her Nice BB reference there, tu... |
| Posted by: Raj 2004-07-14 1:18:39 PM |
| #13 Dcreeper. Give us a call in about 5 years, when she's out of rehab again, finishing up marriage number three or four, pushing 250, and working the Holiday Inn with Murph and the Magictones. And I'll probably be richer then she is. |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-07-14 1:00:34 PM |
| #12 Frank G ...I always knew you were a good man. |
| Posted by: Dragon Fly 2004-07-14 12:52:01 PM |
| #11 FUM? Why didn't I think of that? |
| Posted by: M Tyson 2004-07-14 12:34:48 PM |
| #10 The girl's got plenty of FUM (Fuck U Money), she can do as she likes and be considered "eccentric" rather than crazy. I don't give a damn. |
| Posted by: mojo 2004-07-14 12:27:21 PM |
| #9 Sounds like a publicity stunt to me. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2004-07-14 12:09:23 PM |
| #8 some of these posts tell FAR more about the poster than they do about Britney... way to show off yer ugly side fellas! just envy attacks. she's rich you're not deal. |
| Posted by: Dcreeper 2004-07-14 12:07:56 PM |
| #7 I'd hit it ....still |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-14 11:59:25 AM |
| #6 I see Britney's using Anna Nicole Smith's "Roller Coaster Career Guide". Yee-hah! Stand back and watch the fun! |
| Posted by: Dar 2004-07-14 11:46:51 AM |
| #5 It restores my faith in humanity to know that a scumbag unemployed dancer can latch onto a hot lip-synch mega multi millionare singer/dancer/actor. Next stops, the 7-11 for some MadDog, and then the crack dealer. |
| Posted by: ed 2004-07-14 9:21:27 AM |
| #4 I'd drink like a fish, too, if I had the Sun stalking my every waking moment. "Love-rat fiancé"? |
| Posted by: Mitch H. 2004-07-14 9:11:06 AM |
| #3 Another "Great Moment in the History of White Trash". |
| Posted by: tu3031 2004-07-14 9:03:42 AM |
| #2 Ahh, for the girl that has everything. Didn't see Madonna lip-locks on the menu. |
| Posted by: Capt America 2004-07-14 3:22:36 AM |
| #1 Thats it Mike, you and I are now, forever, @_e Britney is a fine young thing...y |
| Posted by: Lucky 2004-07-14 2:41:37 AM |
