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| Mariah gets help with her writing skills |
| 2004-07-17 |
| Pop star Mariah Carey's forthcoming foray into literature will be ghost written by another author. The singer is busy writing an illustrated children's book to compete with her bookish chart rival Madonna whose third children's book reached seventh place on The New York Times bestseller list last week. But Carey's own record boss has admitted Mariah's getting a lot of help. CAA head Rob Light said: "She has an idea based on her bi-racial heritage. It's something she's worked on with the help of ghost writers." |
| Posted by:Mark Espinola |
| #7 Don't pick on her. She is one of the most deer-in-the-headlights inadequate celebrities walking around today. With just enough brains to realize that everything she likes in life will be kaput and pretty darn soon. What in blazes does she have to look forward to? Pert breasts at 45? Gaining 100 pounds? Honking horns for fish at Sea World? Learning how to tie her shoes and wave bye-bye? Pity the poor creature. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2004-07-17 11:18:50 PM |
| #6 Don't pick on her. She is one of the most deer-in-the-headlights inadequate celebrities walking around today. With just enough brains to realize that everything she likes in life will be kaput and pretty darn soon. What in blazes does she have to look forward to? Pert breasts at 45? Gaining 100 pounds? Honking horns for fish at Sea World? Learning how to tie her shoes and wave bye-bye? Pity the poor creature. |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2004-07-17 11:18:47 PM |
| #5 this in must be slo news day. |
| Posted by: muck4doo 2004-07-17 7:08:47 PM |
| #4 not antlers, baby! |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-17 6:47:05 PM |
| #3 Antlers or Baby Milk Factory? |
| Posted by: Alaska Paul 2004-07-17 6:35:03 PM |
| #2 it's all she's got anymore......oh, and a nice rack? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2004-07-17 5:55:23 PM |
| #1 "She has an idea based on her bi-racial heritage..." Some people just can't seem to get over the race thing.... |
| Posted by: Bomb-a-rama 2004-07-17 5:29:22 PM |