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A Paravelist goon impersonating the mythological King Peter has cravenly assassinated the rightful King Miraz on the orders of Caspian the Usurper. The evil Caspian, who fled when Miraz tried to bring him to justice for treason, organised a Paravelist/theocratic uprising against Miraz. He recruited specially trained performing animals and ventriloquists to impersonate talking beasts and four children to impersonate the mythological Four Sovreigns. The impostor Peter pretended to challenge Miraz to a duel(Caspian being too much of a coward) and then at the first opportunity stabbed Miraz in the back. They then proceeded to slaughter Telmarines left and right. Schoolchildren have been kidnapped and no doubt brutalized and killed. Eyewitnesses reported seeing a madcap lot kidnap many, and at least one of Caspian's minions used dark sorcery to turn people into pigs and trees. Said Glozelle, the late lamented Miraz's surviving lieutenant, "These Paravelists will deceive to get their nightmare society in place." And the Paravelist/Theocratic society is now in place. Justice is dead. Caspian is Jadis. | |
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