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Prosecutors Drop Case Against Druid
2004-08-04
 EFL
Prosecutors dropped charges Tuesday against a man who explained that he carried a sword into a shop because he is a druid. At a brief appearance in court last month, Merlin Michael Williams, 26, said previous cases heard by the court had allowed druids the right to carry ceremonial swords, which are used to cast spells and create circles of safety. Williams, of Westbourne, southern England, was arrested July 9 after carrying his weapon while shopping at a store in Portsmouth. The sword was confiscated as evidence. The Crown Prosecution Service said the matter had been considered and "it was deemed not to be in the public interest to continue with the case." Williams, who wore his green and blue druid's robes at last month's court appearance, said his sword, which he calls Talisen, had been returned.
"Yer honor..."
"Is that a cape?"
"No, yer honor. It's me druid robes!"
"Get the hell out of my court and don't come back! Bailiff! Give him his sword. See he doesn't cut himself! Next case!"
"I am just happy to have got my sword back so I can continue with my duties as sword-bearer," he said. "I can understand how the misunderstanding happened with the police but it was all a bit heavy-handed and they should have listened to my explanation." And they shouldn't have laughed so hard either.
Williams is a member of Insular Order of the Druids, which was founded in 1993 at Stonehenge and is one of at least eight self-styled druid groups in Britain. Wouldn't a Druid have been more comfortable with a stone knife? I thought they were bronze age - at best.
Posted by:Super Hose

#11  LOL Phil, but he doesn't have nearly enuf beer gut to have done all that carpentry
Posted by: Frank G   2004-08-04 10:15:42 PM  

#10  Of course, for the real Druids among us, I present: The Forgotten Technology. The secrets of building your own megaliths, without having to use pesky sonic antigravity or taking out a loan for that expensive flying saucer.
Posted by: Phil Fraering   2004-08-04 10:10:32 PM  

#9  LOL RC.
siding henge will save you money in the long run tho. I hear there are 20 druid massive monuments eligibile for a special discount.
Posted by: Shipman   2004-08-04 8:47:27 PM  

#8  Woodhenges are cheaper, quicker to build, and more in keeping with local styles. (If you're in North America, that is.)
Posted by: Robert Crawford   2004-08-04 1:43:15 PM  

#7  The autumnal equinox is a-comin' up. Can't wait for summer solstace, and winter solstice is too bloody cold for druid caterwauling.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-08-04 1:35:43 PM  

#6  wait for the solstice, AP
Posted by: Frank G   2004-08-04 1:31:44 PM  

#5  After that inspiring article, Ima gonna find my roots and go out and build me a baby dolman.
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2004-08-04 1:06:04 PM  

#4  Listen to what the Flower People say
Posted by: Chris W.   2004-08-04 12:51:15 PM  

#3  I talk to the trees, but they don't listen to me. . .
Posted by: BigEd   2004-08-04 12:40:53 PM  

#2  Williams is a member of Insular Order of the Druids, which was founded in 1993 at Stonehenge and is one of at least eight self-styled druid groups in Britain.

Yeah, but what level is he? Would he be interested in joining a half-elf warrior mage and a halfling thief for an expedition to the Fell Caverns of Liverpool?
Posted by: BH   2004-08-04 12:13:19 PM  

#1  heh, it's religion, all this age talk sounds supiciously like logic.. that stuff has nothing to do with religion :-p
Posted by: Dcreeper   2004-08-04 8:40:48 AM  

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